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No, I'm not going there...
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Where? To Dallas with Debbie???
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Better than to Hilton with Paris... 
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Ah[^], I sense a pattern.
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Here[^], so not all the posts are about Win X.
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If you are dating a girl who doesn't like Star Wars, are you looking for love in Alderaan places?
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She's probably not the girl I was looking for.
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I find your lack of Faith disturbing.
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Her name wasn't Faith, it was Gertrude.
Software Zen: delete this;
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What did you do to my old cat?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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I don't know, let's ask Kenny. 
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I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mate. I'm only plucking pheasants 'cos the pheasant plucker's late.
Sorry. 
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I'm not a pleasant phucker, but I am dyslexic!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Let's say your are courting a mustard heiress, and want to impress her father, the Mustard Monger, at the dinner table. He asks you to pass the king of the condiments. If you pass muster by passing the mustard, can you be considered a pass master of mustering mustard?
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No, a damn liar for not passing the bacon.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Bacon is a condiment?!? I don't think that cuts the mustard.
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Bacon is all in one. It is self-sufficient.
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B. Clay Shannon wrote: Bacon is a condiment?!?
Wikipedia says so, so must be true.
A condiment is a spice, sauce or other food preparation that is added to food to impart a particular flavor, to enhance its flavor
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I sit corrected, but based on that definition, any edible thing could be considered a condiment, and that seems suspect to me - are turnips a condiment? Is Peking Duck a condiment?
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B. Clay Shannon wrote: are turnips a condiment
Did you not limit the collection to "edible" things?
B. Clay Shannon wrote: Is Peking Duck a condiment?
I haven't seen any chips with the taste 'Peking Duck', but might be interesting 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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