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Well, so they really did break the mould for windows 8!
I had 8-bit machines that I enjoyed a lot more than this PoS laptop*!
* the laptop itself is a lovely piece of work; it's the OS that turned it into cr@p.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Considers making a snarky comment that links the thread title and Minecraft.
Decides not to and goes home.
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I was starting to despair, but then:
What I have tried:
Typing random things and hitting enter.
I'd probably help him just for his honesty if I could work out what his problem was... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Speaking of honesty...Other prominent member asked a question (somehow unclear), but after the first comment moved straight to the goal: "plaese send me the original code"
The problem that I have no the original code
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Been there. The unix command-line does indeed often look like random things, even when you've been on it for years, let alone when you're a beginner. Such honesty deserves a reply.
Treading on the toes of giants . . .
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#Respect
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Apparently people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but those in Abu Dhabi Dooooo!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I think you're wrong, how much are you willing to Betty?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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I don't take anything you say for granite.
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Are all your jokes that old?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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You think I hit bedrock today?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Jur-as-sick as me!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I Dino how you do it. I also Dino why you do it, Fred after Fred. Wilma life ever be normal again? But let's not have a Barney about it. It is, after all just Pebbles on the Bedrock of life.
(And no, I have absolutely no idea how I can work Bamm-Bamm into that!)
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I'm aFred you're wrong.
/ravi
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Wilma heart says I'm right...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Hi All,
Time for a winge, I have registered on several jobs boards etc and noticed lately that the ammount of spam I am getting comes in waves, not too much start or end of the month in the middle I am fighting viagra ads!  , anyone else notice this?
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You don't say how you are receiving email, but for me, I have my own Exchange server.
My firewall subscribes to about 10 black lists (RBL's).
I don't recall seeing a single spam message for about 2-3 months.
When I do receive one, I take a break from my duties and research how it got through, and I submit reports to various services and make adjustments to prevent that from recurring.
My firewall reports that 75% of incoming SMTP traffic is spam. And 1 in 100 contain malware which is also detected and blocked at the firewall.
Epic fail, spammers. You lose.
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I do not actually get those spams in my malbox, because of the good server filtering, but I still see about 30 spams a day (I have the option to sign something as spam or release an other mail)...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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PQR!! P_/p- (5,5)
Disambiguation: upper and lower case P both represent the same letter
Hint 1: it's strictly for squares, man!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
modified 4-Jul-16 10:32am.
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BRASS BILBO
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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HobbyProggy wrote: BRASS BILBO
I thin you'll find you misspelt DILDO.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: I thin
Diet's working then! 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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