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Two chemists walk up to a bar to order drinks.
First Chemist: I'll have a H2O.
Second Chemist: I'll have a H2O too.
The second chemist dies. 
Jeremy Falcon
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An oldie but goodie. 
/ravi
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I said "sure, just don't leave my yard"
Check out my IoT graphics library here:
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And my IoT UI/User Experience library here:
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or "get him home in time for dinner".
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If I spent MY time to report a bug in XYZ product and receive
ANSWER ( label as such )
how does this relate to XYZ product ?
"should I get a different product " ?
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Well, it sounds to me as if the person did not understand the connection between the bug and their product, and was asking for clarification.
Did you try to explain?
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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I hate when I think I'm buying organic vegetables when I get home to discover they're just regular donuts.
Check out my IoT graphics library here:
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And my IoT UI/User Experience library here:
https://honeythecodewitch.com/uix
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You're looking in the wrong section...freezer strawberry sherbet
If you can't find time to do it right the first time, how are you going to find time to do it again?
PartsBin an Electronics Part Organizer - Release Version 1.4.0 (Many new features) JaxCoder.com
Latest Article: EventAggregator
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mmmm, mmmm, good! 
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Should donuts holes be considered recycled ?
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"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Ok, I have had my coffee, so you can all come out now!
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Jeremy Falcon
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Microsoft is listening,
And showing the middle finger to everyone .i..
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Probably why that guy from Microsoft support called to refund my support fees. Asked for my account numbers so he could direct deposit $387.00. 
Very nice and thoughtful fellow. Suggested I always log in with my Microsoft account creds so as to make the most of the great security experiences. Color me impressed. 
>64
It’s weird being the same age as old people. Live every day like it is your last; one day, it will be.
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Well that was nice of them. I wonder if they outsourced this work to the people who offered to get money for my timeshare, even though I don't have one. Super thoughtful the way they are proactively trying to help.
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Well I make a joke, but a client of a friend lost some $20K to those scum. He thought it really was Microsoft, even though the strong accent.
Dangerous world out there!
>64
It’s weird being the same age as old people. Live every day like it is your last; one day, it will be.
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My in-law got all drives wiped. Luckily for him the human waste of the other side was a bit inept and only deleted the content, didn't encrypted the drives. I could recover most of the data.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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