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Next you'll post one that's new...
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Nope, that's never gonna happen!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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Is it only a once year occurrence, if so I can cope with that
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Somebody just shoot me or I will do some horrible things to certain individuals.
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Lie down on that couch over there and tell us what is bugging you.
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
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I just do not understand how many times and in how many ways I need to tell people that the way you are trying to do things is just not going to work. No one cares and that makes me mad cause when everything will get messed up, I will have to clean the crap. I have done it many times before and I have no interest in doing it again.
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I feel you, Dude!
Our Development here is an utter mess, too - Managers keep trying to abuse "agile" as synonym for "squeeze out spaghetti code ASAP!".
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
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Funny, the last week or so I kept getting annoyed at some guy who keeps telling me that "it's not going to work" - that's basically his standard reply to anything. Usually it's about trivial things that will definitely work. I suspect that part of it may be that when I suggest a change, he'll analyse how that change would break things in the absence of any other changes, instead of figuring out how to actually integrate the change.
For example, change that variable name? Not gonna work, because the rest of the code is using the old variable name.
He's also the kind of guy who doesn't replace placeholders in example code, and then complains that it doesn't work.
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d@nish wrote: Somebody just shoot certain individuals or I will do some horrible things to him. FTFY
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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You should have spoken to Voodoo black magic specialist - before they were nuked.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Sorry!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Calm down and drink coffee So what happened? What did these certain individuals do to you? Let it out of your chest
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That might not be the best idea...[^]
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Your education in classic movies is sadly lacking...
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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So is mine, but at least I got a great taste in music (old and new ones)
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
How to ask a question
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You never watched Alien?
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I stick with music, and preferrably watch NCIS [(LA)], Criminal Minds and stuff like that. I do watch movies, but only with friends at a cinema - I'm rather a music listener...
I will never again mention that Dalek Dave was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel.
How to ask a question
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Keep it steady and calm...
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I have to left appropriate comment in one of my code
/************ Note to future developer *****************************
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* You may think this looks very ugly with the way textboxes are created. Check ManualKeyOrder.aspx
* Using repeater control to dynamically produce no of textboxes did not work well with the one and only true browser.
* Yes you guessed it right !!! IE. Spent entire 2 days to try to make it work before reverting to this solution.
* Try to fix it with repeater control if you are a Ninja !!!
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* ****************************/
Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf *
Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.
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Reminds me of a note I left in code about twenty years ago because I had been given documentation for a newer version of a third-party system than the client had:
// The version of PI we are currently running does not include pisn_sendexcepstruc which we want to use
// so it is commented out and pisn_sendexceptions is used instead.
// When pisn_sendexcepstruc becomes available, this should be changed
While looking for this I also found:
tag_type *tag; // tag will be allocated dynamically, but treated
} line_type; // like an array (C is such a neat language)
Ah, youth.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
modified 26-Mar-14 21:59pm.
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My two favorite comments of all time:
ld (HL),00h and
enum Types
{
Types_end }; The first one was in a piece of code a friend of mine wrote in school. It copied a piece of memory into a graphics board buffer. The second one is mine, which I added after a *cough* younger *cough* developer kept adding new values to the enumeration in the wrong place.
Software Zen: delete this;
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