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The Lesson of San Jacinto
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Santayana warned of the perils of ignoring history
Santa Anna's example warns of messin' with Texas
while the message from Santana's song about hexes
Is an enigma enveloped in a virtuosic mystery
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I love Bach, but he doesn't "fit" in that doggerel.
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If I held the door open for a clown, would that be a nice jester?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Quit clowning around, you just had a clown TOTD.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Only a fool would consider doing that.
*Do I see a big shoe, red nosed trend starting here?
Contrary to popular belief, nobody owes you anything.
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Says one cannibal to the other, after eating a clown, "Does this taste funny to you?"
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No. If the clown held the door for you, he would be a nice jester.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Gary R. Wheeler wrote: No. If the clown held the door for you, he would be a nice jester.
Correcting the logic of a joke makes it much funnier. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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:bow:
Software Zen: delete this;
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Yesterday, the 8th, when it was supposed to arrive between the 10th and the 14th.
Loving it so far. It boots up in less than a second!
Even when the normal HDD (for data) has spun down, it takes less than a second to spin up again, so I don't even really notice it (other than than the spinning noise it makes).
I didn't post yesterday as I was getting everything set up.
It's this one[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
modified 9-Jul-15 19:21pm.
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Nah - he wears contacts...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Nah - he wears contacts...
I knew his eyes couldn't be that blue!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I checked his profile pic; that's an awfully brownish shade of blue.
Software Zen: delete this;
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I honestly hate contacts, so I wear glasses.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Agreed--is he going to describe that machine, or is he the only one privy to this information?
To borrow a meme: Specs or it didn't happen.
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Look at his comment history... he posted about it a bit ago.
edit: Nevermind, that was someone else...  ...so, specs or didn't happen OP!
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I think we're all making him feel rather self-conscious by now.
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He has posted about that laptop before... it's not in his history though.
Maybe the post was deleted or something.
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It got voted as spam/abusive. Although I got to it through my history to get the link for this thread, so it was there.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Maybe I just didn't look closely enough...
Sounds like a nice machine though, enjoy! 
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Added link to description.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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