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Dear Email user
You have won the sum of {Three Million Pounds £3,000.000.00} Cash from windowLive Award Program and your email address was generated in the recently drawn of windowLive Award Program for First Quarter of the Year 2014. Payable through our Paying Agent in South Africa. This Unique Program is Organized Every year to create and improve a larger awareness record for all internet usage for worldwide.
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Reference Number: MDB/929/2014
Amount Won: £3000.000.00
Payment File Number of Deposit:PPC/ZA5622/2014
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Dalek Dave wrote: For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential until your claim is processed to avoid double claim.
 You've blown it now!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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you lucky blighter, lend us a tenna
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Wrong forum.[^]
Now, seriously, it is enough to get the emails, if it were possible not to bring them in the Lounge also...
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Funny I had the same Payment File Number of Deposit...
Aw crap! Does this mean I have to give the 2 million I've already spent back? 
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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No, just pass the million you have left to me and I'll hide it from for you.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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No problem mate, just need your pertinents: 
Full Names:
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It was broke, so I fixed it.
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That might be risky - they will probably spot the electronic transfer and know where it went.
Cash is a much better idea.
Used notes, by preference.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I can send you a wood carving [^] of the cash.
Credit goes to Ravi for the link[^].
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Please, try to ensure it doesn't shrink or get eaten by hamsters in transit! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Here[^]
Iv been saying it for years.... if MS or Google knocked on my door wanting to buy the rights to my product, the only questions I'd have is "Do you have a pen? Where do I sign?"
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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... but I'm sure I can stop at any time! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I take it you have not had your chocolate fix today.
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 No ... no chocolate today ...
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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who are you and what have you done with Alison???????
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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 Shh! I've killed her and hidden her body in the cupboard (next to the Mars bars which is a cruel twist of fate!) ... but don't tell anyone, it's a secret!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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you will find that the mars bar has been eaten, even death wouldn't keep Ali from chocolate
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote: even death wouldn't keep Ali from chocolate
 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Talking about chocolate, I went to Switzerland last week, and brought back for about 70€ of chocolate. Including Toblerone (alas no red one) and Caillé.
Yum yum.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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Rage wrote: I went to Switzerland
Rage wrote: 70€ of chocolate
I don't believe you managed to get more than one bar then, unless it was two 50g miniatures!
speramus in juniperus
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It is indeed expensive, but not _that_ expensive, so I had about 600g of chocolate. Which is still about 120€/kg of chocolate, fairly in the middle price range.
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb
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If you're in switzerland again: Try chocolate from Spruengli[^]
Best. Chocolate. Ever!
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Rage wrote: 70€ of chocolate. Including Toblerone
Yum yum!
Haven't had Toblerone for years. Sometimes at Christmas we would get given a MASSIVE Toblerone (well it seemed massive to me then), I wonder if you can still get them?
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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DeathByChocolate wrote: I wonder if you can still get them?
You can[^]
Veni, vidi, caecus | Everything summarizes to Assembly code
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Gets '4.8 von 5 Sternen'! It must be good!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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