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Bah. I remember learning to touch type on a manual typewriter. About 60 wpm with very few errors. Now that it's so easy to correct things, lots of errors! But I'd like to see a bozo who doesn't even need opposable thumbs come close on a smartphone.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: amartphones
Can't even tell if typo or joke... 
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As much as I'd like to take credit for that as a joke, it was simple incompetence. 
TTFN - Kent
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I can appreciate your honesty 
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Tragic. But also the kind of thing that could have been a setup.
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And this has what to do with technology ?
«One day it will have to be officially admitted that what we have christened reality is an even greater illusion than the world of dreams.» Salvador Dali
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I suppose he wanted to post it in the lounge.
Another example for your suggestion of being able to move your own threads?
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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bad luck. 
The 61 old man could have get a heart attack with such a surprise.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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Europeans only do these things because we're not used to everyone swinging guns around 
I mean, you're startled for like a second and then you see "oh, it was you!" so this guy must've opened the door with a gun in his hand and ready to shoot.
Even with the "relative banging on the door" you don't take a gun out to scare them off 
So yeah, I think you can totally blame Mr. Dennis and say a lot against it.
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We’ve asked a number of cybersecurity experts how exactly one would go about shutting down the entire internet. Asking for a friend
Yes, just a bunch of quick answers, but there are a few great ideas
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Without reading; I'd go for a DOS, replicating. Wouldn't be too hard either, given the right kind of bait for people to initiate one.
With reading; I'm for hire 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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That’s the government knocking on your door. Please go peacefully. 
TTFN - Kent
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In that case, I'd return a 404.
But for you, I return a 418 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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451 Unavailable For Legal Reasons
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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Evolve the species so that porn, shopping, and trolling fools are no longer things that appeal to members of the species.
That's about it.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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What about cute kitten and puppy pictures?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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There's wall calendars for that. The last couple years I've been buying "Unlikely Animal Friends" ones for the missus. Adorable.
"Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by stupidity."
- Hanlon's Razor
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De-volving the species until it can no longer understand how to get on to the Internet would probably be much easier. 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I'm on it!
Technician
1. A person that fixes stuff you can't.
2. One who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.
JaxCoder.com
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Researchers worldwide have been trying to develop techniques to prevent DDoS attacks or rapidly intervene in order to reduce their negative effects. An important step in counteracting such attacks is the prompt collection of feedback from users to determine their impact and come up with targeted solutions.
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A new "threat actor" tied to Uzbekistan's State Security Service has been unmasked by threat researchers at Kaspersky Lab. And the unmasking wasn't very hard to do, since, as Kim Zetter reports for Vice, the government group used Kaspersky antivirus software—which sent binaries of the malware it was developing back to Kaspersky for analysis. At least they were trying to protect themselves from malware
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GitHub, while the largest and best repository for finding code you can pinch for your own apps and services, is sometimes terrible at surfacing relevant results. Do their work so they can reap the glory. Win-Win! (both for them)
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I like GitHub, but it is very much a write-only site.
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Google SearchTerm site:github.com
Ok, what do I win.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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