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REMEMBER “THE CLIENT IS AN ASS” TAX
And also:
- The project involves outsourced code tax
- The code is written in Ruby tax
- The project lacks documentation tax
- The project uses archaic tech that would look ridiculous on my resume tax
And the list goes on.
I should join "negative thinkers anonymous" but the attendees are probably all idiots.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote:
I should join "negative thinkers anonymous" but the attendees are probably all idiots.
I was told once to join them, my answer was very similar to yours  
M.D.V. 
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Well remember too that an optimist is never pleasantly surprised.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Even though several Microsoft execs have recently said that the company is still fully supporting Windows 10 Mobile, it’s clear that the mobile OS is now on life support. "Concentrate and ask again"
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According to electronics retailer reichelt elektronik, not often enough. Its latest report claims that more than half of users, 55 percent to be exact, never changed it. No one will guess 'admin' will they?
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Their numbers are probably skewed. I have three such devices and all are at the default.
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What's even more amusing is, I watched this YouTube video on opening ports on your router, and the guy opened port 80 and redirected it to 192.168.0.1, which is, guess what, the admin page of the router.  I pity all the computer illiterate people out there that followed his instructions.
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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0urs is so bad a$$ you'll never figure it out.
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Documents cite the agency's doubt that the faux burger's prime ingredient is human-safe. Who knew I had something in common with the FDA?
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I would prefer rat.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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OMG, we will assimilated by the Borg ! YouTube[^]
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Saw this yesterday. My immediate thought was StarTrek's dermal regenerator...
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You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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My immediate thought was "Eeeeew. You can grown a brain in the crook of someone's elbow?"
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For some... that would still be an improvement.
M.D.V.
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GenJerDan wrote: My immediate thought was "Eeeeew. You can grown a brain in the crook of someone's elbow?"
I've had some bosses that had their brain somewhere else.
Not on their elbows.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Microsoft suggests that Windows 10 users are pleased with its changes to privacy controls. "Thank you sir. May I have another?"
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Windows 10 users are pleased with its changes to privacy controls.
Yes, because we all read the SLAs and fine print before the Win10 update runs. Always!! 
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You can't now choose when to run it, so how can you read it before?
Besides... since when have the descriptions of the update packages been descriptive?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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This is kind of like the dump trucks that have a big sign on the back that says "not responsible for broken windshields".
It's bad enough these asshats do what they do, but they have the nerve to say "we like it". It's just infuriating.
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Basildane wrote: dump trucks that have a big sign on the back that says "not responsible for broken windshields"
A great analogy.
I like the ones that say, "stay back 100 feet" and then the driver switches lanes suddenly into your lane, so you are only 10 feet behind him. 
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"Not responsible for dump-truck driver's fractured skulls"
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