|
So a guy who has proven himself to be completely clueless regarding people's needs postulates about people's needs?
Intently listening, me am not.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
Truly bizarre printer error completely changes look and contents of printed PDFs. And fax machines for Skype bugs?
|
|
|
|
|
This definitely is in the running for 'Bug of the Year'. 
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
|
|
|
|
|
Gee what could go wrong with a turning complete page markup language. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
|
|
|
|
|
We are extremely excited to announce that the PowerShell extension for Visual Studio Code has reached version 1.0! You got CLI in my IDE!
|
|
|
|
|
Almost read that as chlamydia.
|
|
|
|
|
Microsoft announced that Windows 10 is now on over 500 million devices. It took the company’s latest and greatest operating system about 21 months to hit that milestone. Wasn't that the same number of Yahoo users hacked? Coincidence?
|
|
|
|
|
Love the graph[^] on the page, which clearly shows that non-savvy people who were stuffed by machines with windows 8 pre-installed happily accepted the "free winio!" offer.
The fact that the weven indicator is almost a straight line shows that the savvy have upgraded to weven from both the other OSes.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
Why Windows must die. For the third time | ZDNet
Edit - particularly egregious: Quote: and the more code that is executed directly on the cloud itself, the more portable, the more lightweight, and more mobile your code is.
<sarcasm>Yes, bandwidth IS faster than your typical phone processor!
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
|
|
|
|
|
Who is this guy? Can he spell "Application" or does he give up after the first three letters? I haven't read such a load of **** since they tried to sell me an iCrap device!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
modified 10-May-17 16:20pm.
|
|
|
|
|
It's a fanboi piece. Don't expect fanbois to have either a decent education or thinking skills.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
And once the applications the author uses are in the cloud, he'll write an article about how the cloud is sh*t.
|
|
|
|
|
He won't be able to, because typical monthly software licensing fees will total up to more than cable bills, and he'll be broke.
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
|
|
|
|
|
By ignoring Win RT's failure the author's nuking all of his credibility by ignoring that Win10S has the same fatal to consumer adoption that their previous attempt to do this did. The win32 apps that are most heavily installed by consumers aren't in the store. In their place are dozens of paid scamware craplets.
This is the dumpsterfire than Win10s will burn in: https://imgur.com/a/n3HZW[^] (Yes, this is the same gallery I've used to flame Win 10 S[tupid] in the past.)
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
|
|
|
|
|
The best parts of Neon are being brought to the new Opera browser, codenamed Reborn. The fat lady isn't singing yet
|
|
|
|
|
The Opera team used to be great innovators, but "innovation" in computing nowadays has obviously degraded to "including interfaces to facebook, twitter, and other social media web-sites".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
After moving to Chromium in Opera 15 it jettisoned a huge number of features from Opera Classic. But it does now have a number of (for me) usability enhancements over Chrome such that it is my second browser, relegating Chrome to third place.
For people who mourned the demise of Opera Classic there is Vivaldi, which is the real Opera Reborn and continues to improve.
Kevin
|
|
|
|
|
Kevin McFarlane wrote: But it does now have a number of (for me) usability enhancements over Chrome
Not being fugly is a good start.
Not being an intrusive piece of sh1te only makes things better.Kevin McFarlane wrote: Vivaldi
I liked not having to install a third-party plug-in to use/save sessions, though. That functionality is a major draw, for me.
Holy Cr@p!
I've just noticed that Vivaldi has the Cisco FindIT plug-in!
And it actually works properly! (Unlike in any ms browser).
Cool!
Now I can uninstall chrome altogether!
Thanks for inspiring me to look!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
I like investigating what's in the various browsers. In fact, over the years I might have seen something in, say, Opera, and decided that was cool but then sought out an equivalent extension in Firefox. But without Opera being there I might not have thought of that feature.
I do find though that no browser is better than all others in every respect, so I sometimes switch temporarily depending on the task in hand.
Kevin
|
|
|
|
|
Azure Functions Visual Studio beta lets developers integrate Azure Functions into development flows Build summary: Cloud, cloud, edge, cloud, edge, cloud, cloud, edge.
(And that's 'edge', not 'Edge')
modified 10-May-17 12:36pm.
|
|
|
|
|
You typoed "fudge".
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
An associate professor at the University of Alabama has explored how brain-wave-sensing headsets could be used to guess passwords and PINs. The headset for the study uses the brain's EEG signals to control gadgets or computers. Beware of hackers with brain-wave scanners?
|
|
|
|
|
OMG! Do you think they'll be able to get my colander to do that?
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
|
|
|
|
|
Well the designs for my tinfoil hats are getting better and fancier, every week.
Get your orders in early, to beat the rush!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
|
|
|
|
|
Microsoft has made a change to its forthcoming ASP.NET Core 2.0 web framework so that it is now incompatible with the Windows-only .NET Framework, causing confusion and annoyance for some .NET developers. Can't keep track of the players without a program
Not sure what's confusing (beyond the accumulation of different .NETs): ASP.NET Core for .NET Core, ASP.NET non-Core for .NET Standard, no?
|
|
|
|
General 
News 
Suggestion 
Question 
Bug 
Answer 
Joke 
Praise 
Rant 
Admin 
Submit an article or tip
