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I get the feeling from perusing the site that it's a joke... a la "The Onion".
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Google and Mozilla are taking new steps to warn internet users about websites vulnerable to hacking. Something else everyone will ignore
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Actually it already does... it's globally silenceable and of course it's like the second thing I do when installing the browser.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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Created by Microsoft in 2011, TypeScript is a type-safe subset of JavaScript that transcompiles into JavaScript. People like data types? Whaaaa?
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Maybe there is hope.
Marc
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The only problem is:Quote: Created by Microsoft
So it probably causes more problems than it solves.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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FTA: Created by Microsoft in 2011, TypeScript is a type-safe subset of JavaScript
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Vark111 wrote: subset
Seriously, I wish it was actually true.
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How so? Remove the any type? That would make it difficult to slowly introduce it into an existing JS codebase, which is about the only way a new javascript-y language is going to take hold in many companies.
I suppose I could live with TS forcing everything to use the triple equals, and just conveniently forget that the bastardized coercing equality ever existed. 
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Most businesses believe there is a scarcity of skilled Linux and cloud technology professionals in the workforce and that current professionals are not getting the training they need, according to a recent survey by Linux Academy, the foremost online Linux and cloud training platform and community. Breaking News: training company finds not enough people taking their training
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Scientists hope the chimera embryos represent key steps toward life-saving lab-grown organs. Paging Dr. Moreau
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..I can't help but wonder, would that be bacon, or cannibalism? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You sir, win the Internets (IMO). Well done, use it well.
TTFN - Kent
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Tx 
Were is the off-switch?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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It would be delicious 
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Still half a bear short to be delicious.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Wouldn't that be a third of a bear short? 
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 Don't we already have enough politicians?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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We're not allowed to eat these.
We might be in the future. Imagine that. Who do we vote for then? 
The only thing missing from this thread now is a reference to a specific comic from the Oatmeal that I refuse to link.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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And he already became POTUS!
Pot shot, I don't want to get political. Especially after my country's Berlusconi.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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meh. Nothing new, here.
I've encountered at least fifty of them, over the years.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Getting organ donations is a hugh problem, because many people reject it.
So people waiting for a liver (like Steve Jobs ago) or other organs are on a long waiting list and this time in live danger.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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KarstenK wrote: Getting organ donations is a hugh problem, because many people reject it.
I am one of those who rejected being a donor. Actively rejected it, as the government decided that anyone is a donor by default. See, it's a deal that has no merit, no gain for me.
KarstenK wrote: So people waiting for a liver (like Steve Jobs ago) or other organs are on a long waiting list and this time in live danger. 
Even if Steve were still alive, and me dying - he would not be getting my liver for free, even if it were to save his life.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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You just need to find the people that know they are right and expect others to be wrong. "The intelligence of that creature known as a crowd is the square root of the number of people in it"
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