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What a wacko.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Maybe he learnt on Google how to make Molotov Cocktails and he just want to show his appreciation and achievements!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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If you’re going to study the behavior patterns of unicellular protozoans and predatory pseudocoelomates in a microscopic 3D environment, you might as well have a little fun with it. Waka waka waka...
It's all fun and games until the rotifers turn blue
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Spammers and malware attackers have taken over the new DNS top-level domains He's right, there isn't even a codeproject.xyz worth going to
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Looks at .info and .biz from the last expansion. Was anyone really surprised by this in the least?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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As demonstrated by the TIOBE Index for July, Assembly language has enjoyed a steady rise in the rankings of the most popular programming languages. INC EAX
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MOV assy MOV! - faster! MOV!
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While many consumer applications need to be as high level as possible, the industry still needs real-time and high performance.
And with the AVX set... woah. It's amazing.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Coalition of hundreds of tech companies and telcos ask EU to ditch new ePrivacy Directive. Then what will they do with all those unused, "This site uses cookies" banners?
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Sell them on eBay, what else 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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The EU putting in place pointless, unnecessarily duplicated regulations? Shirley, you jest!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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You'd think some EU countries would protest with a referendum or something.
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Nah it'd be crazy to put decisions as big as that into the hands of people, many of whom are probably unable to tie their own shoe laces.
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Tired of Java EE's languishing, two groups may develop their own parts of Java -- but don't call it a 'fork' "The peasants are revolting"
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Microsoft is rolling out a free, standalone Skype Meetings tool for US-based small business users. So everyone can share in the joy of "Can you hear me now?"
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BlackBerry confirmed that it will stop making the Classic, one of the company’s last smartphone models based around a physical keyboard for inputting text, as the company prepares for a new series of phone designs based on Android and BlackBerry 10 platforms, and more attempts to compete in an increasingly lopsided smartphone market. "But far beyond my depth: my high-blown pride at length broke under me."
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"Blackberry, Blackberry...where for art thou Blackberry?"
"But soft, what light thru yon Window[s (10)] breaks?"
"Tis Gates and he is the [l]east."
It's national Shakespearean quote day, right?
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I had considered trying to Shakespeare all of them, but got distracted. Maybe another day.
TTFN - Kent
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I thought all Computer Programmers had university degrees in Music Education, not English Lit.
You are the oddball then. 
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An article in The New England Journal of Medicine recounts the cases of two patients both of whom presented with extended bouts of temporary blindness in one eye. So, just do it until you need glasses
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That's bad news for the MGTOW.
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So watching porn in bed while stress-relieving yourself is double bad.
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It grows hair on the 'phone?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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That's the real reason the Palm Pilot failed.
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