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I was sort-of on the verge of kind-of agreeing with him, when he blew it by not saying "And document your code properly, you lazy open-source sh1t-shovellers!"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well, he can't be wrong all the time, can he?
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Some accounts may have been accessed with forged cookies as recently as 2016. Well. Yaaahooo
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That's it, then! Back to AOL!
Sudden Sun Death Syndrome (SSDS) is a very real concern which we should be raising awareness of. 156 billion suns die every year before they're just 1 billion years old.
While the military are doing their part, it simply isn't enough to make the amount of nukes needed to save those poor stars. - TWI2T3D (Reddit)
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Much more of this and Yahoo will have to pay Verizon to take them...
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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That's scary.
We should be able to choose whether or not to accept cookies from every site we visit.
Oh, wait...
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On Wednesday morning, NASA rewarded five members of the public — two doctors, a dentist, an engineer and a product designer — for their creative ideas for how to poop in a spacesuit. Is there a Nobel for that?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Is there a Nobel for that?
At least an "Ig-Noble". I am sure they'll get one.
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A Nobel I don't know... but a relief... 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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This will make a huge difference to my lifestyle.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: This will make a huge difference to my lifestyle.
Maybe they'll adapt it so you can "use" it with your jet pack.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Beans, oranges, and eggs are already the primary means of propulsion.
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Isn't there's a Noble Pee Prize, so perhaps.
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Winston Churchill was known for his leadership during World War II, but a newfound essay on alien life reveals another side of him, one that was deeply curious about the universe. We shall find them in the fields and in the streets, we shall find them in the hills?
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Quote: "This chain of logic is astounding, in my opinion, for a politician"
Yep, he was the rarest of creatures, a politician with a brain larger than a gnat's tadger. I don't believe that they make them any more.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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David Ulevitch, head of Cisco's security business, has a problem with the hype around artificial intelligence, the field that encompasses the booming computer science discipline of machine learning. There's so much more of it
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Kent Sharkey wrote: There's so much more of it
It will never surpass natural stupidity.
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe. Frank Zappa
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I've been saying this for years!
When people talk about artificial intelligence, what they really mean is a machine that behaves like a human. Given that every human is stupid to some degree, the term 'artificial stupidity' is obviously more appropriate. 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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The problem will really come if we do achieve to make them intelligent... they will look at us as we now look apes or even worst.
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Google has been ordered to pay $20m damages after its Chrome browser sandbox technology was found to have infringed four anti-malware patents. About 10 hours of revenue, cheaper than a dev
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Lambdas are a nice recent addition to C++. They are cool, they are hip, and they tend to be overused and misused. When all you have is a corkscrew, everything looks like a bottle of wine
Mind out of the gutter, sir.
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Is there a Rule 34 on Lambdas? 
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Rule 34 applies to everything.
But I was figuring people would go all giggly with the mention of 'corkscrew'. 
TTFN - Kent
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Reminds me of a very pleasant holiday in Ireland.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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