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Wow ... that's a literary feat of note! 3000 sarcastic words in one document!
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Strategy Analytics ranks the mobile developer environments from Apple, Google, and Microsoft, with Visual Studio getting slightly outpointed by Xcode. There are other IDEs?
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Funny because Xcode was hard as hell for me to learn how to use.
And holy crap, a copy of that report costs $3000
i cri evry tiem
modified 12-Nov-15 15:28pm.
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James_Parsons wrote: Xcode was hard as hell for me to learn how to use.
Yes, but report focuses on mobile dev specifically and I assume for them this means developing for iOS and Android. I assume Xcode is deemed best with respect to those tasks.
In general, though, I agree. Coming from VS, Xcode sucks.
Kevin
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They may be confusing IDE with "International Dollar Equisition".
Hey, what's that red squiggly line there.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Equisition? Is that when you buy a horse? 
Oh, there's my coat...
TTFN - Kent
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And requisition is when you buy it back.
I guess I'll make you company 'till the exit... 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Kent Sharkey wrote: There are other IDEs?
Strangely enough yes, and any report about them that ignores the Evil Cumbersome Lousy Idiotic Pile (of) Steaming Excrement sucks even worse than the elephant in the room that it's ignoring. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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You’ve probably been watching music videos on YouTube since its inception. The platform has also served as the go-to place for wannabe musicians to be found, but it’s never catered to that specific vertical. It's just like listening to music on YouTube, but now with a fee! (and US only at the moment)
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Co-creator of the D programming language Andrei Alexandrescu has taken it upon himself to assess the languages most likely to challenge the position that C currently holds in software development. OK, I didn't read it - did he pick Forth?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: OK, I didn't read it - did he pick Forth?
No, he tried to explain how D, Go and Rust are better than C, using "branding" and "PR" as strong points of those languages. Seems to be serious about it too.
I doubt that it will be enough of an argument to abandon existing investments 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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As long as Linus is alive, C will be supported, preferred and used! Even in C-family for example, C++ or others... 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Linus hates C++
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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C++ is just the start, he hates the mere existence of Object-oriented paradigm.
He is pretty much focused on C language, or should we say, the "structured programming paradigm". Due to his rage, we can say, "Day is saved, for C!" 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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i'll get right on rewriting the millions of lines of C we currently use!
my manager will be cool with that
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[...]As for its challenges, Alexandrescu admits that D lacks vision[...]
Well, that probably settles it.
I'd rather be phishing!
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My vote goes for esperanto 
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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A D is what I need for my finals
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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D is not a replacement for C; it's a replacement for C++. But then again, so is C#.
C is a language for implementing operating systems. And compilers. And other things that don't readily lend themselves to higher-level (e.g. object-oriented) languages. I don't see anything replacing it. Ever.
Object-oriented (and functional) languages are aimed a whole other set of problems.
C is still the right tool for some jobs. Horses are still the right tool for some jobs. Steam is still the right tool for some jobs.
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I should make a T-shirt with this post 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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I find it hard to think of any application for which Modern C++ would not provide a safer alternative.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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I don't remember exactly who said it but:
Remember that my compiler compiled your compiler.
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Every modern C++ compiler is now written in C++, so your point is?
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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The submissions exceeded our expectations, not only in volume, but in the diversity of institutions and the quality of the proposals. We were blown away to observe such creative, compelling and promising academic applications for HoloLens across art, medicine, visualization, education and more. From leveraging HoloLens to correct for visual impairment to mobilizing mixed reality in the classroom for trade-based education, the submissions truly capture the spirit of the program and point to the scope of what’s possible with Microsoft HoloLens.
Some of the recipients submissions actually sound pretty interesting
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Rancher Labs characterized this new platform, known as RancherOS, as a way for enterprises to run their own hosted container platform. Rancher takes care of provisioning, handling virtual machines and containers, and provides access to storage systems. Better hop on the container barge before this ship sails
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