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Vacation wreaked havoc on you, eh?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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It did indeed - did you know that there are a growing number of independent distilleries in Oregon? And cideries, and wineries. Wait, what was I talking about again? 
TTFN - Kent
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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In a world where Macs are commonplace, and mobile is owned by iOS and Android, UWP apps are more niche than universal. Oh, what was that called again? Silversound? Blacklight? Mash?
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Well.. already using Xamarin to write iPad + Android all in one app!
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I read Agile is the new Waterfall at first with disgust, then with horror, and then finally with a meager amount of very qualified approval. Worth reading for the reference to "Flaccid Scrum" if nothing else
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I love how just about every defense of Agile involves an infinite number of strawmen. Agile, in its full glory, is an abomination.
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ReSharper has always wanted to speed up your code editing, refactoring and navigation. ReSharper 10 now wants to speed up your build. "If I was a drunkard I tell you what I'd do I would quit my drinking and work on that building too"
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You've read the warnings: "Sitting will kill you." And many of you have sought out standing desks, fearful that a chair will only hasten the end of your mortal existence. Take a seat
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Ultimately, everything will kill you
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Only one thing can kill you. The rest would be too late to do the job. Choose your method of death wisely.
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Good health is just the slowest possible way to die!
"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."
- G.K. Chesterton
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The wearables market is poised for a meteoric rise fueled by rapid technology advancements, a burgeoning Internet of Things ecosystem, and evolving consumer trends. According to IDC, 72 million wearable devices will be shipped this year, up more than 173 percent from 2014. Shipment volumes are expected to grow at at an annual rate of 43 percent over five years to reach 156 million by 2019. Get your wearables into shape.
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Initially known for powering the original PlayStation game console and a range of SGI IRIS and Indigo workstations, R3000 is currently guiding the New Horizons space probe on its mission to Pluto and beyond. What makes New Horizons tick?
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There it is again!
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*evil* 
Thanks,
Sean Ewington
CodeProject
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Sander Rossel wrote: Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability.
— Edsger W. Dijkstra
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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The reason I want to know first whether a startup is default alive or default dead is that the rest of the conversation depends on the answer. Half of founders don't know whether they're default alive or default dead.
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If you never look, then it's both simultaneously. 
Marc
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That sounds mad, bad, and dangerous to know.
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New software sifts through the information gathered in long forgotten studies and finds new avenues for researchers to pursue—like a new advance in treating spinal injuries. Doctors have just discovered a previously unknown relationship between the long-term recovery of spinal cord injury victims and high blood pressure during their initial surgeries.
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Just remember if you test 10k random hypothesis you'll end up several hundred 2 sigma false positives (95% confidence level), several dozen 3 sigma false positives (99.7% confidence level), and a good chance of a 4 sigma false positive (1 in 16k odds).
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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As government agencies and tech companies develop more and more intrusive means of watching and influencing people, how can we live free lives? *Tips aluminium hat*
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That's what I keep saying 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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