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The new upgrade to PHP is feature-complete, but users are warned not to use it in production yet. To very small approximations of "lightning-fast"
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Shoot, I thought you said "PDP 7". 
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Microsoft CEO talks about his thinking around product differentiation and being ahead of the curve in this Q&A with Microsoft watcher Mary Jo Foley. "Hello, my friend. Stay awhile and listen."
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Microsoft is continuing to expand their work in translation services through their Document Translator app which can rapidly translate documents, from Microsoft Office files to Adobe PDFs. Because Machine Translation is the coffiest!
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The latest version Mozilla's Firefox browser now blocks Adobe's vulnerability-riddled software as standard. Mark Schmidt, the head of the Firefox support team at Mozilla, tweeted that all versions of Flash Player are blocked in the browser as of its latest update.
#OccupyFlash
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Yay!
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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The problem for IT professionals today is one of survivorship bias. That is, our tendency to focus singularly on survivors (people, technology or processes) that have made it across the complex software development life cycle and ignore every point of failure along the way.
“Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves..."
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One Process to rule them all,
One Process to find them,
One Process to bring them all
and in the Dark Cloud bind them.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Investment firm predicts lower than expected profits for the company All that income? What an albatross!
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That cool billion Microsoft makes off Android every year is such a crutch, too 
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All those billions coming in from so many products. How do they manage to stay in business? 
TTFN - Kent
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When Welsh politician Darren Mill asked economy, science, and transport minister Edwina Hart whether she had discussed UFO sightings at Cardiff airport with the Ministry of Defense, or considered funding research into the reports, a Welsh government spokesperson responded pithily, in Klingon. yIDoghQo’
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I am considering to get some fun-ding too.
Beats having to work for the money.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Why does everyone want a search engine company to correct what's wrong with humanity? "I feel lucky"
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Well, who else can search for the fix? 
Marc
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Armageddon upon us...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Europe recently enacted a set of rules under the concept of "the right to be forgotten."
I am puzzled here. If anything is published openly, is it not a dishonesty to hide it later???
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Gittum wrote: I am puzzled here. If anything is published openly, is it not a dishonesty to hide it later???
Europe - the home of the EU, Swiss Bank Accounts and Fifa. Need I say more? 
How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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Yes. The real problem is that people care too much about other peoples' past. This doesn't fix it, it can't be fixed. But at least it gives you something to do about it, instead of just giving up on employment altogether and signing up for govt aid "disability: was in the news a decade ago in a mildly negative way".
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Kent Sharkey wrote: "I feel lucky"
Well, do ya, punk?
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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We don't; but Google's marketing needs to convince us that they are the solution, in order to make the sale.
Any other open doors for me to kick in? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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We’re suspending the availability of Windows 10 builds briefly while we prepare for that, and the next build that we flight to you will be delivered using the production channels. The excitement is almost unbearable
Blurb to be read as I heard it - in a Margaret Atwood voice.
That's an epic beard in that ship room. I wonder if it was grown using playoff rules?
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Project failure can be defined as one or a combination of cost overruns, late deliveries, poor quality, and/or developing a product that does not get used. "Try again. Fail again. Fail better."
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