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"Here I am JD, the ghost in the machine"
He is probably right - I certainly can see a way that a certain fruit based technology company could effectively corner the market in foreign exchange trading by using their truly gargantuan cash reserves as an "all the currencies there are" hedge. Plus the big pile of cash could then be classified as a reserve not a profit and therefore not subject to tax.
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Together with the Institute of Culinary Education (ICE), the Jeopardy! winning computer has created perhaps the world's first-ever cookbook co-created by computer algorithms. "Cognitive Cooking with Chef Watson" is set to go on sale April 14th. A bacon beer cocktail? Shut up and take my money!
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Chickens may be more intelligent that Watson, but Watson is far more efficient at food poisoning.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hundreds of thousands of travelers cross US borders every day. And none of them—save the precious few with diplomatic immunity—have any right to privacy, according to Department of Homeland Security documents recently obtained by MuckRock. Just wait until they can scan the contents of our brains.
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Beh.
Doesn't affect me. I've got access to China's tunnel.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Negative comments on your social-media posts might just be the work of standard Internet trolls. But it could actually be a bit more sinister. So that's the source of all the sockpuppets in Quick Answers...
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JavaScript and Node.js will change corporate technology like Java did, according to a Forrester report I applied for a job doing some Node.JS work. Though they didn't ask for a callback. - redditor
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Oh god. It is time for me to find something else to do for a living if the world is moving to a typeless scripted language. 
Marc
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Am I the only one who thinks the human race is getting more stupid? First there's reality TV shows, then we think it's a good idea to colonise Mars, now Node.js.
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You seem to have an extra letter "f" in the middle of that headline.  That's what comes of not having a strongly typed syntax.
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I snorted coffee you son of a script!
Geek code v 3.12
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
I use 1TBS
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Exec: We need JavaScript with Node.js
Dev: Why should we?
Exec: Forrester Research said it will change the business.
Dev: How does this apply to us?
Exec: We don't want to fall behind our competitors.
Dev: We don't need JavaScript for that.
Exec: Report progress in a month please.
Dev: ... alright.
2016: According to a Forrester report JavaScript and Node.js are becoming even more popular among Developers.
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Lawyers for Microsoft and Google will appear Wednesday morning at the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco in a long-running dispute over patents that were originally owned by cell phone maker Motorola Mobility. Holding hands for court.
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If you’re a programmer and maybe you feel like you’re in a rut and need to break out of your old ways of thinking about a coding problem, here’s something that could help: try live-streaming yourself writing code. Beauty tip for the camera: A little blush goes a long way.
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I've just painted some chairs. I'll stream a live feed of them drying.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"Beauty tip for the camera: A little blush goes a long way."
Oh, does it really? 
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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The Admin framework in Apple OS X contains a hidden backdoor API to root privileges. A dev uses this article for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
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Man, now everybody knows.
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Why Steve Jobs motivated one employee to quit Apple. Next, my phone, tablet, and iPod ...
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Wow! If it's true, it's horrible! 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Quote: When I started my role I missed one business trip as my wife was pregnant, fell down the stairs and had to be hospitalised – this was listed as a ‘performance issue’ on my record and brought up during a one on one with management as a major ‘miss’ on my behalf.
In fairness, that was a performance issue for his wife. She should have used jedi skills to defeat the laws of gravity
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Just over a day after Blizzard introduced the first official method for converting dollars into World of Warcraft gold, the amount of in-game currency you can get for real-world cash has already plummeted 27 percent from the initial position set by Blizzard. All that is gold does not glitter.
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That almost makes me want to dust off my lvl 80 gnome mage... Almost...
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This is a no judgement zone.
Kevin Priddle
Editor and Special Projects Manager - CodeProject
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