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Mathematicians from the University of Sheffield have developed a formula for the perfect pancake. Our knowledge is complete
Sorry that it's too late if you celebrate Shrove Tuesday.
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No bacon? 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Our knowledge is complete
Who knows? Tomorrow it might fall flat!
Life is too shor
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It had better involve Pi. 
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I welcome that. I always considered recipe language to be akin to Javascript.
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You must be thinking of the Chef[^] programming language 
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According to Foote Partners, IT job growth in January 2016 was the worst in nearly a year and a half, but extra pay inched up at the end of 2015 Kind of a "good news, bad news" day
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Kent Sharkey wrote: ...pay is up for specialists.
It always is. Always.
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Definitely: "I am a shrubberer, I make and design shrubberies. My name is Roger the Shrubber."
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The Reliable File System (ReFS) v2 in Windows Server 2016 TP4 still isn't faster than NTFS -- not surprising at this stage of its development, though its block-cloning feature is highly optimized for virtualized workloads. That's a pretty big promise to make in one file system
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If you lose a virtual file, have you really lost anything?
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The R stands for Resilient, not Reliable...  and this from a so-called MVP. 
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I was wondering if I'd missed a name change. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Developers looking to migrate their project from one platform to another will often run into the roadblock of having to determine which APIs their code uses versus what is provided by the target platform they desire. Microsoft has provided the .NET Portability Analyzer (NPA) an effort to make this migration process easier. Write once, debug everywhere
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We have all used the Visual Studio Debugger to step through code, in the hunt for bugs. For C or C++ code, that Debugger relies upon a file, with the extension “.pdb”, called the “Program DataBase”, or simply “the PDB”. The PDB is written by the Linker when you build your program; it contains line-number and symbols information. Pixie Dust and Bacon
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I call them PeDoBear[^] files... I've never met anyone like me 
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The flaw could allow an attacker to run arbitrary code as the logged-in user. Are PDFs the new Flash?
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Quote: MS16-015 fixes a number of memory corruption flaws in Microsoft Office
Isn't this why .NET was invented 
cheers
Chris Maunder
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It's the "Kernel Quarter" (of the year.)
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nothing to do with pdfs, it's Windows Journal ... luckly enough nobody uses it
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Microsoft responds to customer feedback, tells us what goes in each update. Stuff got fixed. You know, stuff.
Also, this one also downloads Windows 10. And that one. And...
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So basically the release note is, "We are packing Windows 10 with it".
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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