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Imagine discovering a secret language spoken only online by a knowledgeable and learned few. "Drink your Ovaltine"
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We asked some of the Net’s biggest stakeholders and thought leaders to lay out ways we can maintain the Internet as a home for innovation, community, and freely exchanged information. A goalie?
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The next generation of the enterprise development platform will feature major improvements, including modularity and API updates. "Well, it's one louder, isn't it?"
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According to a new report from OpenSignal, 21 percent of Android devices are running 4.4 KitKat, but those users are mostly clustered in the United States and Western Europe. Have fun with that test matrix
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More than 60 percent of Intercall's respondents admitted to doing other work or sending an email while on a conference call. I'm on one right now
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Kent Sharkey wrote: More than 60 percent of Intercall's respondents admitted to doing other work or sending an email while on a conference call.
Work? Email? I tend to peruse Code Project and play 2048 when I'm on a conference call.
Marc
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As usual, Wally[^] nails it.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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These folks won't migrate. The reason probably isn't what you're thinking. "Why can't you just die?!"
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"Why can't you just die?!"
Thanks, to made me spill coffee on my clean hoodie. 
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It's not that bad...makes me want to dust off my old COBOL text books 
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So you're finally replacing that wobbly table they've been propping up for the last eleventeen years.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Kent Sharkey wrote: "Why can't you just die?!"
Remember having said that, the next time a new programming language is announced.
And remember these examples:
- C#, because we really need another programming language.
- Java, because there's a world shortage of programming languages.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: And remember these examples:
- C#, because we really need another programming language.
- Java, because there's a world shortage of programming languages.
[informational public service announcement starts here]
[cue Sarah Mclachlan music, show montage of people throwing out shrink wrapped boxes]
People from all corners of the globe are helping WWF Endangered Programming Language Institute to build a
future where compilers and interpreters live in harmony with nature.
They might be tracking PL/I in the Himalayas or bottle feeding ALGOL in Brussels,
helping communities in Redmond develop sustainable infracturure for abandoned SNOBOL interpreters.
[change music to a happier tone, shrink wrapped boxes are being coddled by aid workers]
Your donation of approximately the price of a Starbucks coffee a day will ensure a happier life for these
neglected languages.
[informational public service announcement ends]
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
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IF IBM has 90% of the market with 3500 customers; how the elephant are the 3 alsorans managing to keep their hardware lines running? 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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10% of 3500 is 350....
I believe your correct response is "Oops!"
A positive attitude may not solve every problem, but it will annoy enough people to be worth the effort.
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Why?
I wrote:
Quote: IF IBM has 90% of the market with 3500 customers
Which is just a shorter version of what the article said:
Quote: but IBM has the lion's share of the market today, with more than 90%. And 50 years after IBM released its first mainframe, the System/360, in April 1964, the company still has 3,500 mainframe customers.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I didn't read the article, and apparently I mis-interpreted your comment as the remaining 10% equaling 3.
My apologies.
A positive attitude may not solve every problem, but it will annoy enough people to be worth the effort.
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Microsoft is expanding its Azure platform again, this time rolling out a NoSQL database service as well as a new search tool. It’s the kind of innovation Microsoft needs to focus on if it’s going to lure new developers and really compete in the cloud. Because just hosting MongoDB (or any of the other bajillion NoSQL DBs) would have been too much work?
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Cody Littley’s new hard drive can only hold a single kilobyte of data—about one millionth of what you can cram onto those finger-nail-sized microSD cards—and it can’t exactly slide into the back of your smartphone. But it’s still an impressive creation. Everyone needs a hobby. I guess?
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Next project: A Turing Machine.
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Been done, sorry can't get at link now - will try to remember to post later.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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That's the beastie.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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At Syncfusion, we recognize that the freedom enjoyed by hobbyists enables them to be great innovators. That is why we offer special Hobbyist licenses of our JavaScript, WinRT, and Windows Phone controls—to encourage creativity, experimentation, and innovation in development for Windows devices and web apps. "I'd buy that for a dollar!"
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