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This is why, I always place a warm loaf of fresh-baked bread under each armpit before entering a place for an interview.
<SNIFF> I smell like happiness, warmth and a cozy day at home. Hire me!
Hey, it works for selling your house.
Yes, sometimes interviewers do ask about the large bumps under my sweater, but I tell them that is possibly a harrassment issue and then the job is definitely mine. 
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newton.saber wrote: Yes, sometimes interviewers do ask about the large bumps under my sweate
My mother, for whatever reason, was called "Tim" from the time she was young. We don't know how it happened, but...
When she moved to the city I grew up in as a young woman, she interviewed for a job as a waitress... the owner was only told the person coming in was called Tim, but not the gender.
When she arrived, the owner said, "This is the first time I've met a 'Tim' with bumps in the sweater."
So, your comment made me smile at the memory of my mother telling that story.
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Always glad to make someone smile. 
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Tuesday's build 10525 warns Insiders, 'You may not use this software if you have not validly acquired a license for the software from Microsoft' We said, 'free', not free
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Ah, "free" as in "free for thirty days then return it if you don't like it".
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You can download it for free, oh!!!!
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Typo, they meant for fee
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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The latest version of the language features improved garbage collection, mobile accomodations, and a runtime rewritten in Go. Now with added go-go boots?
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Wake me up before you go-go.[^]
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I just couldn't do that to all of you, I care too much. 
TTFN - Kent
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Apple is building a self-driving car in Silicon Valley, and is scouting for secure locations in the San Francisco Bay area to test it, the Guardian has learned. Documents show the oft-rumoured Apple car project appears to be further along than many suspected.
In May, engineers from Apple’s secretive Special Project group met with officials from GoMentum Station, a 2,100-acre former naval base near San Francisco that is being turned into a high-security testing ground for autonomous vehicles. Who's next? Microsoft?
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Microsoft's version will be better, if they can manage to stop auto-updates. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Right, because we all know that auto-updates are the source of all evil and only disabling them can help keeping the computer secure
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"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
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And now you cannot even disable them! 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Which begs the question: "Will Apple's self-driving car have Windows?"
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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If you are a company that monetises data (Google, Apple , Microsoft, Facebook) you have to do vehicle automation because vehicle are what we could call "big input".
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But WHY??
I think this is called "Jumping the Shark".
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Samsung just might have the holy grail of batteries on their hands. The company, in collaboration with the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) has figured out a way to make batteries last 'indefinitely'. I'd be happy with "a couple of hours"
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I invented a smart phone which ran on water -- no batteries reqired, you just had to shake it once every day -- but the big companies suppressed the technology because they wanted to keep selling batteries. Oh well. 
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I can imagine a phone skipping on water, briefly, but "run"? 
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Neowin wrote: make batteries last 'indefinitely'.
We already have that. Mine might last ten hours, it might last only six hours...
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It's not talking about charge capacity, but rather about battery life. So, an indefinite number of charge/discharge cycles...
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Once again we already have that, one phone battery lasts a year, the next 3.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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That's 'indeterminately'. You've explicitly specified your batteries life as 6-10 hours but have failed to determine it more exactly in your failing snark. 
From the font of universal knowledge:
in·def·i·nite·ly
ˌinˈdef(ə)nətlē/
adverb
adverb: indefinitely
for an unlimited or unspecified period of time.
"talks cannot go on indefinitely"
to an unlimited or unspecified degree or extent.
"an indefinitely large number of channels"
in·de·ter·mi·nate
ˌindəˈtərmənət/
adjective
adjective: indeterminate
not exactly known, established, or defined.
"the date of manufacture is indeterminate"
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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