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Nelek wrote: AI? Again? seriously? What's your concern?
Social Media - A platform that makes it easier for the crazies to find each other.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Everybodys Buzzword Bingo cards have "AI" spread all over. We need others to get ahead with the bingo!
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Initial assumption:
The corona virus spreads fast, so we need a fast computer to analyse the effects of chemicals on it, because, well, y'know, fast, yeah?
I'm putting that down as a fail right there, but if you insist on defending your idiotically illogical thesis, go ahead -- I'll just sit here and play candy crush.
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Microsoft is giving customers an additional six months of support for some variants of Windows 10 1709 as a result of the impact of COVID-19 on IT professionals. There you go: bright side for COVID-19
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Kent Sharkey wrote: There you go: bright side for COVID-19 It would be even brighter if the impact was in the update's programmers
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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So are they saying that one isn't the last-ever windows, but that the next one will be, or what?
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Last week, Microsoft and Canonical (the company behind the Ubuntu Linux distribution) were scheduled to host a developer conference focused on the Windows Subsystem for Linux (WSL) at Microsoft's Redmond campus. "We are not on a path to win against Linux. We must change some things and we must do it immediately. "
Because I got tired of the Ballmer quote.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Because I got tired of the Ballmer quote. If you can't defeat your enemy, join him?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
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The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, yezonnuh.
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One of the upsides of working from home, especially when my 7 year old is off school is that I am available most of the time for the occasional quick cuddle, to laugh at something silly she'd just done or help her with something. One of the downsides is that at any time she could walk in to my office whilst I'm on a call. Seems like a topical project for folks newly enjoying working from home
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And he needs IoT Bulb for that?
I suppose I am too old fashioned... open door means come in and closed door don not disturb and if it is important, knock first and wait until I say "come in"
And it works even when electricity is gone, go figure.
M.D.V.
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Saving the world one step at a time, obviously.
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"You don't have to put on the red IoT light" just ain't as catchy as the original.
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Good lord, whatever happened to taping a "Do Not Disturb" sign on the door?
Of course, my cats can't read, but they wouldn't pay attention to a bulb either. Now, if it were wired to an automatic spritzer that would squirt them, that would be useful. Would work with kids too!
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From the team that has brought PC and Console gamers the latest in graphics innovation for nearly 25 years, we are beyond pleased to bring gamers DirectX 12 Ultimate, the culmination of the best graphics technology we’ve ever introduced in an unprecedented alignment between PC and Xbox Series X. You have to use the wrestling announcer voice whenever you compile with ULTIMATE!!!
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Only available on Windows 11!
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So, next year they'll release DirectX ][?
Watch out for those buggers that revive processes you've killed.
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The software giant's trained artificial intelligence software to identify background noise that isn't your voice. Snackers, rejoice. We may not get the future we want, but we'll get the future we need
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So "Crunch, munch, slurp, slobber" comes out on the other end as "We really need to invest in new ms surface machines for everyone".
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It's the snoring I could really use masked.
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It's a shame, because it'll probably also filter out the sound of anonymous raspberries while the CEO is opining.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: We may not get the future we want, but we'll get the future we need Looking at the news lately... I hope we don't get the future we deserve
M.D.V.
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An optimist thinks we're living in the best of all possible worlds.
A pessimist agrees with the sentiment.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Backstage unifies all your infrastructure tooling, services, and documentation with a single, consistent UI. This way you get to maintain the portal as well as the programs!
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A front-end for forwarding background information from the back office to the guys at the front?
Hang on, I need some help, here.
... Which way is up, again?
(I'll upvote the first person who says "the only way")
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