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The iPhone could become a new tool in genetic studies. Then they can breed an army of customers (that are born with credit cards already in hand)
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I believe they should start looking at making the iPhone vibrate at a frequency that would be in tune with the users spending habits. They could make the thing vibrate in such a way as to urge the buyer to buy their newest gadget.
The NSA could also use it to have criminals turn themselves in or have them congregate in a collection area.
Wouldn't that just be grand?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Microsoft’s new Edge browser is one of the most exciting features coming in Windows 10, representing a break with the past and the company’s determination to move forward. However, despite what many were expecting, Microsoft has no plans to open source Edge. "Some mysteries are better left unsolved."
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Sure! You may reveal that way in no time that Edge is only a makeup for IE11!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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An analysis of GitHub data finds that, among all programming languages, C code contains the most references to down and dirty code fixes. "Surely you can't be serious?"
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And here I thought it was Ruby that had the worst hacks. Actually, it probably didn't make the list because everything about Ruby is a hack!
Marc
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'struth, but like I said before: there they call them 'features'. (At least the C folk are more self-aware and honest)
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: At least the C folk are more self-aware and honest
Indeed, perhaps because they're older, more mature, wiser, and have less of an ego. No, strike that last.
Marc
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I'm going to print this out and stuff it in the face of the first person who tells me VB sucks
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VB sucks.
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Say that to my face if you dare!
I can't stuff things in peoples face on CP...
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Sander Rossel wrote: Say that to my face if you dare!
If you supply the plane tickets (round trip, business class)...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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VB Sucks!
There, try and shove that in my face from across "the pond." Mwahaha!
Marc
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You do notice that VB is literally off the chart
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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With the JDK feature proposal process long over, the cement has dried on official plans for Java 9 features. The Java team is now committing to a tight release schedule for JDK 9 over the next 15 months. "I see you shiver with antici...pation."
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Its_making_me.wait(), its_keeping_me.waiting()
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Perhaps the best way to understand the EU's plan to create a so-called digital single market in Europe is to think about video streaming. Sue them all!
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Urs Holzle talks at Collision conference about near failure, the cloud, startups and laziness. Then someone Googled 'success'
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With Telerik’s open source framework NativeScript, programmers with expertise in JavaScript have a new option for cross-platform mobile app development. The resulting applications will be able to run directly on Android, iOS and Windows. Write once, run everywhere. Why haven't we seen this before?
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Rombertik is designed to steal any plain text entered into a browser window. "I will sing this victory song, coz I'm already gone"
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"Destroys computers"? It just destroys some data, it's not like you have to buy a new PC.. just pop in the recovery cd.
But "destroys computers" sounds cooler I guess.
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I wondered how long it would take.
Seems like malware should have been vindictive like this years ago.
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It was, I remember a virus sometime in the early 1990's wiping the hard disk on my system.
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Could have been worse - it could have bricked your computer[^] by destroying the BIOS.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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