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Nah! It's a typo!
The R is supposed to be a D.
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Cramming the title bar to save vertical space!
I develop on a portrait mode 16:9 screen and have oodles of vertical space.
Everyone should do this - I should work for Microsoft to enforce portrait mode working and thereby reduce title clutter. I hate title clutter!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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In an effort to allay fears, the Linux Foundation today launched Enabling Linux in Safety Applications (ELISA), an open source project comprising tools intended to help companies build and certify Linux-based systems whose failure could result in loss of human life, significant property damage, or environmental damage. "Everybody's taking the chance"
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Jesus wept!
When will these open-source idiots learn that icons is the way of the future!
Wasting my bloody time, mumble mumble mumble...
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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ELIZA was a fake chat program. Is this a fake security program?
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Remember that early 2000s software that extracted .zip files and just about any other file archive on your Windows PC, WinRAR? Better late than never?
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19 years?!?!?!?
That's about as long as I've had a license for it!hackers could manipulate WinRAR to extract a malicious program to a computer's startup folder. You've got to admit that that's an elegant trick.
It's a shame that I've had StartupMonitor[^] on every machine I've owned for about as long (I even built an installer to run it as a service), because simplicity and elegance should be rewarded.
But maybe shorter prison sentences would be reward enough.
And, I've gotta say, if you don't have something that monitors items being added to start-up locations and reg keys, you need a kick in the pants.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Funny how they think millions used WinRAR
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5G may be one of the biggest internet buzzwords around, but Donald Trump is already over it. Instead, Trump has moved on to 6G. Do we hear 8 now, 8G. 9G... 9G... going once...
Edit: Oh, and obligatory Dilbert[^]
modified 21-Feb-19 14:35pm.
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I often wake up in the morning and think "How can I make an idiot of myself, today?"
But this guy! He's got me beat five ways to Thursday.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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He does wake up early, apparently. Gotta get a good start on that.
TTFN - Kent
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You're right.
I need an alarm ringtone that screams "TWITTER IS ON-LINE! TWITTER IS ON-LINE!"
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I'm trying to come up with a way to overcharge customers for fast data so I can retire on a beautiful island. I think I will call it "Fee G".
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Bunch of losers! All we need is OG internet!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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I bet the race is on to trademark 7G, 8G, 9G, ...
Then someone will claim, "Ours is even better - we have 6H because H is better than G."
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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I want 7G as soon as possible
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They need to make the internet go to 11.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Can Air force One really handle 6G?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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"But Microsoft got away without doing testing"
"They didn't, actually"
"Oh" Nike spokesman turns to colleague. "Is this the time to tell them about the microphone?"
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I told 'em not to install Sneakers 10! I did! I told 'em!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Nike just can't cop a break, can they?
cheers
Chris Maunder
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It's just a bad firmware problem!
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If the update bricks the left shoe, does that mean you have to jump everywhere on the right one?
If so, that's their new slogan: "Nike: Just Hop It!"
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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