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Software is eating the world and Git is the fork with which it is being eaten FSM save us
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OK, when a Dutch guy starts talking about eating, I just switch off.
Using the Netherlands as part of a weight-loss program is highly recommended, because nothing here is worth the trouble of eating.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Not even stroopwafel?? I used to get regular shipments from my girl friend's son when he worked in Amsterdam.
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I'll grant you stroopwaffels and snert, but man cannot live on those alone!
Before you consider moving here, bear in mind that they don't even have bacon as the rest of the world knows it. And there's no legal way of having it shipped in for personal use.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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There, I must disagree.
- Matjas herring
- Some of their cheeses
(Combine herring with a bagel and cream cheese, and you come close to heaven on earth...)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Matjas herring
Daniel Pfeffer wrote: Some of their cheeses ... Are as soft as rubbery clotted cream, while the others are as hard as rubbery rock.
Dutch cheese has only one texture (rubber, in various degrees of hardness, because, unlike every other country, they don't seal the cheese properly, so it goes hard as it ages), and only one flavour, in varying strengths -- which is why they add yucky stuff like cumin, to give a bit of variety -- but the variety is only in the additives, not in the cheese itself.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Up to $30k is available to researchers who find what Microsoft deems "critical and important" vulnerabilities in the Beta and Dev channels of Chromium Edge. "Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting Bugs"
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The ms team's start-of-day one-hour chant:
Please let them find problems in the Google code!
Please let them find problems in the Google code!
Please let them find problems in the Google code!
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I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"We fired our QA team, and we won't pay more than a third of a QA member would cost us in a year to find bugs in our code."
Is it any wonder MS products are turning to sh*t? That explains their focus on icons.
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New Confidential Computing Consortium will promote the use of TEEs (trusted execution environments). And now I feel so secure
Oh... SEC-UR-IT-Y! That's what our customers were asking for. Well, we need a new coalition to make that...
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So a new club links together to promote the use of tees to iron out problems?
Do they think our heads are made of wood?
OMG! A pun thread in the Insider! The sky is falling!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A team led by Professor Stephanie Wehner has developed a so-called link layer protocol that brings the phenomenon of ‘quantum entanglement’ from a physics experiment towards a real world quantum network. Message may arrive, may arrive in the wrong order, and may arrive with additional cat in the box
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I think the number of cases of "has it been hacked or hasn't it?" are due to take a sharp increase.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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A Californian-based start-up has unveiled what it says is the world's largest computer chip. Who needs Moore's Law?
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If you don't think that 400,000 cores is truly mind-blowing, just imagine the price of the SQL Server license!
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. - Mark Twain
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Assuming the data I found was more-or-less current, A SQL Server 2016 Enterprise Edition 2-core license costs about $7,000 per core, for a total of $2,800,000,000 (that's 2.8 billion dollars) for the server.
I'd love to have that sales-critter's quarterly bonus.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Neuroscientists have created interactive maps that can predict where different categories of words activate the brain. Their latest map is focused on what happens in the brain when you read stories. It totally works! It just told me I was reading an article on brain mapping
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While we know that many of you enjoy, and rely on the Visual Studio Command Prompt, some of you told us that you would prefer to have a PowerShell version of the tool. If this doesn't get everyone to upgrade, I don't know what will
They have already changed the icon. What more do you people want?!
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The could just combine command prompt and powershell into one instead of having two prompts...
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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That's not really what I meant. Having separate tabs with one being command prompt and another being powershell is not combining into one.
I mean get rid of command prompt and combine it's functionality (including all of its commands as they are names and all) into powershell.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Fair enough. Yeah, that would be handy.
They've done some of the standard CMD commands in PowerShell, but they tend to get weird if you don't use the parameters quite the way they expected. (i.e. you can do 'dir', but 'dir /p' breaks it)
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: but 'dir /p' breaks it
exactly
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I think that was the plan at one point and people complained.
Kevin
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Stupid people
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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