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12 years experience for something that's only been in existence for 6?
Dontcha just love HR?
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Only schizophrenics may apply.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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"I had dreams about Kubernetes 12 years ago, but started working on it only 6 years ago".
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By applying for the job, you show proof that
- you do not care about requirements
- you tell lies when you think it's OK to do so
- you cannot do math
- any combination
Anyway, that's proof that you are competent for a job at that company.
Oh sanctissimi Wilhelmus, Theodorus, et Fredericus!
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At least in the HR department.
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For the first time in many years, a bright naked-eye comet is gracing our skies: C/2020 F3 (NEOWISE). "Not the early one that you wish upon. Not the northern one that guides in the sailors."
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Researchers at MIT’s Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Laboratory have developed a robotic gripper with the dexterity to handle thin objects like ropes and cables, the university announced. There's a box in my closet they can get started on
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The NCSC's Exercise in a Box tool set has been updated to help organisations keep their employees safe while working from home. When government agencies go phishing
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Kent Sharkey wrote: go phishing I thought that to fish you have to use a bait and not something poisonous.
But hey... then there is cocodrile dundee
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They didn't spell "Center" correctly. I don't trust 'em.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010 ----- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010 ----- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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They also don't know how to spell organizations.
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Microsoft has unveiled a new threat detection service that it hopes can greatly improve security protection on Linux systems. Sentence is also accurate at 6 words
edit: learned to count words
modified 13-Jul-20 14:05pm.
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Article Title says: Microsoft wants to kill off Linux malware for good FTFY
They try to get close to stab it on the back after a while...
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You might not have seen an older example of a digital car configurator than this incredible “Chevtech Disk Drive” MS-DOS program from the ’80s. Available V-8-bit
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Does it comes in 5,25'' floppies?
If you have it in red, I'll take it.
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Our second Work Trend Index report explores this idea by combining insights from three sources: trends behind how our customers use our tools; findings from a Harris Poll survey of over 2,000 remote workers in six countries; and conclusions from over 30 research projects from across Microsoft that seek to understand the experience for remote workers today via surveys, interviews, diary studies, focus groups, and studies of the human brain. Strange how so much can be fixed with just a healthy (or unhealthy) addition of Microsoft software
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Kent Sharkey wrote: of over 2,000 remote workers in six countries; and conclusions from over 30 research projects from across Microsoft that seek to understand the experience for remote workers today via surveys, interviews, diary studies, focus groups, and studies of the human brain. And no telemetry involved? I thought that's exactly the reason for it... to know about usage and user experience...
or are they lying to us about it?
I hope your sarcasmometer didn't get any harm with this
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They found 2,000 people named Harris working remotely?
Impressive.
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Astronomers have found four distant, ring-shaped objects in space they say are unlike anything observed previously. Paging Louis Wu
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As long as they don't get closer...
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LinkedIn has become the target of a lawsuit over allegations its iOS app reads the Universal Clipboard without informing the user, a claim that suggests LinkedIn is secretly infringing on the privacy of its users. But what if there was a job opportunity on your clipboard?
I just don't understand why people have such a low opinion of lawyers.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: I just don't understand why people have such a low opinion of lawyers. Because they are not doing this to protect users but because they see $$$ in charges, fees, commissions or deals?
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Metal Developer Tools for Windows are a collection of Windows-hosted tools, headers and libraries that enable developers using Windows machines to build their Metal shader programs/assets for deployment on iOS, tvOS and macOS. Umlauts available separately
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As it would not be enough with Windows messing with Chromium and with linux... now Apple want to mess with Windows too...
What can go wrong?
I suppose we are going to see an increment on posts about Windows problems in near future...
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Gartner says hyper-automation is one of the top 10 trends of the year – but what the heck is it? If it's jumping too fast on the automation bandwagon, I think we're there already
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