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"Alright, you alien a$%-holes. In the words of my generation: ..."
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When people catch my movie references and repeat another quote from the movie back to me, I am at my happiest.
Thanks,
Sean Ewington
CodeProject
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Yeah, as if hard work and dedication are all it takes.
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It's not us finding evidence of extraterrestial life I'm worried about.
"intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes". (H.G.Wells)
"If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough."
Alan Kay.
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Is it true that they've given an idiot like this the job of chief scientist?
I think he must have spent too much time on Google (probably finding only wikipedia pages).
In the real world, the act of finding something requires that it be there for you to find, not just refining your search string because it's definitely there, and you just have to home in on it.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Apparently none of them have met my ex-wife, who was born in Roswell, NM.
Will Rogers never met me.
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So Microsoft now insists it's "definitely possible" that one day it will open source Windows. Open source finds a way.
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It's gonna take some time to edit all those snarky incriminating comments like:
int i = 0; // Everyone must die!
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Sean Ewington wrote: Open source finds a way.
Nice Jurassic quote.
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Thank you Thank you.
Thanks,
Sean Ewington
CodeProject
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That would be assuming that MS is moving to open-source because of the developers.
MS is forced in that direction thanks to the NSA. Too late, since the damage has already been done.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Google's business only works when people are online. It doesn’t care how you get there. But Google has every incentive to make connecting to the internet as easy as possible. And now it’s looking at a few new ways to make access easier than ever. EVEN WHILE YOU SLEEP (not really... yet).
Kevin Priddle
Editor and Special Projects Manager - CodeProject
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I would love to meet some lady friends in my sleep. Not sure if they'd feel the same way.
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Like a census of Stack Overflow developers. "Job Satisfaction By Geography" will surprise you.
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/ravi
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Interesting to see that Java has grown more popular than C# over the past two years. And tabs still rule out spaces.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I'm interested in gender separation.
92%-5% (rounding the values).
How can we make that more even?
I'd rather be phishing!
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i remember a IT teacher(female) once saying she would work for any company that offered her a pink laptop.
Life's like a nose, you've got to get out of it whats in it!
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Maximilien wrote: I'm interested in gender separation.
92%-5% (rounding the values).
What about the other 3%
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A bit tricky to read, but worth it. One reads, "Why do it this way? Because IE5, man."
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As a personal project, Damian Peckett decided to implement an early eighties era microcomputer on the Arduino Uno to demonstrate just how powerful even the most basic of our microcontrollers are today. Our developers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
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Apple retail chief Angela Ahrendts has circulated a memo to store employees telling them to encourage customers to buy the Apple Watch and the new MacBook online, where more will be in stock. "The days of waiting in line and crossing fingers for a product are over for our customers," the memo says. She later calls the shift to online sales, "a significant change in mindset." Seriously, why do people still do this?
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Because people are stupid tired?
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Maybe the new is getting weary with it and so here, by acting the victim, Apple could get the reporting and attention they once had?
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