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Just ahead of releasing the Surface Pro 4, Microsoft is taking the wraps off two new programs aimed at spurring business adoption of its tablets and Windows 10. Surfaces for EVERybody!
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As programmers, we desire to excel at what we do, and to reach our goals, we need help. Jumping out of a window with your laptop may also accelerate your career (briefly)
Especially as I work on the first floor.
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Referring to someone with a PHD as Doctor also helps.
Don't forget to clean that stuff on the tip of your nose after.
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Microsoft Edge is an interesting browser, simply because it’s missing a rather hefty amount of vital features for people to want to make the switch from Chrome or Firefox. And drag and drop file upload is coming when?
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Kent Sharkey wrote: And drag and drop file upload is coming when?
It's particularly annoying that it works in IE10 and IE11, but not in Edge. They claimed to be "working on it"[^] back in August, but no indication of when we can expect to see it.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Microsoft is launching a bounty program to reward security researchers in their effort to helping us make .NET more secure. Try not to bankrupt Microsoft, I need them around for a few years yet
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$500 to $15000... I may start looking into it...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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We would like your feedback on a feature of the Visual C++ compiler that affects the code we generate for floating-point operations. Yes
Aw, come on! Like I was going to say anything else there...
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In a games I like freaking fast code, but in rocket science I strongly recommand precise code.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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A nonprofit effort aimed at encrypting the entire Web has reached an important milestone: its HTTPS certificates are now trusted by all major browsers. "If you need somebody you can trust, trust yourself"
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Requiring the installation of every patch will provide a better user experience, Joe Belfiore says. It's a conspiracy to get you to download that "cumulative patch" that is Windows 10
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Quote: Microsoft will also offer Long-Term Servicing Branches that will allow IT managers to restrict certain devices to only receive security updates after installing Windows 10. That's not designed for use in all the computers in an organization, however, despite providing more control.
good luck with that. I'd be surprised if 3/4ths of W10 Enterprise installs aren't on LTSBs a few years from now; and shocked if it's less than 50%.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Microsoft is looking to relaunch Windows Wallet, a mobile payments app that stores credit cards, coupons and membership information, to improve both the in-store payment experience and online payments with Windows devices, a top Microsoft executive said in a joint interview with The Verge and Recode. I don't know what they're talking about: I've been paying for Windows for years (and paying for it)
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Wired[^] reports:He told WIRED that Brennan re-set the password, and they hijacked it again. “[H]e took back access and we re-jacked it. That happened 3 times,” he said. ..the most amazing thing is that the head of the CIA uses an AOL account for email.
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Now the question is... are they gonna jail the kid? or give him a job?
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Nelek wrote: are they gonna jail the kid? or give him a job?
That information is classified.
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Kid walks into your office. His resume only contains "hacked AOL account by misleading someone on the telephone".
What kind of job would you give him?
A salesman?
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Microsoft stated on October 6th that more than 110 million devices already run Windows 10. But which businesses have already bought into Microsoft's latest desktop operating system? This survey has the answers. I'm betting adoption is pretty low at Apple and Google
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Work is at least looking at it, which is more than they did for 8/8.1; where I've been told that I can't have a VM/standalone machine with it because it's completely unsupported by their infrastructure and their w7 only site license trumps my msdn keys (or more likely their license audit tool isn't smart enough to realize my msdn key comes from a pool other than the one it manages). ATM they're still in wait and see mode because much of the enterprise tooling isn't out yet...
Separately, this is the first article I've seen that's gone beyond "ZOMG upgrade rates are slowing down a lot, W10 is failsauce. WTFLOLBBQIDKFA!!!!" to observe that it's upgrade rate is blowing W7's away.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Back in June, we announced our intentions to bring SSH to Windows by supporting and contributing to the OpenSSH community. SSHiny!
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This malicious browser looks and acts just like Chrome--except for all the pop-up ads, system file hijacking, and activity monitoring. But it's still better than IE8, right?
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This malicious browser looks and acts just like Chrome--except for all the pop-up ads, system file hijacking, and activity monitoring.
...so, not much different then?
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Made my day.
Tbh I wouldn't lbe surprised if this chrome lookalike is worse at gathering and processing the data than chrome.
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People who do things like this (e.g. cybercriminals) need to be found and thrown into an active volcano. Naked. With lead weights tied to their feet.
These scumbag sociopath demons from he-double-toothpicks need to DIE in the most horrible way possible!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Microsoft looks beyond home-grown options in choosing a framework for .Net compiler. I've got nothing for this one. Sounds like long-term good news.
And besides: "LLILC can jit Roslyn compiling itself" hurts my brainsies.
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