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Damn - I'm impressed. Give that man a raise!
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian
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That's a good one! Bookmarked.
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Quote: It scans his inbox for an email from the customer that uses words like "help," "trouble," and "sorry" and automatically rolls the guy's database to the latest backup, then sends a reply: "No worries mate, be careful next time."
My God. It's so beautiful. I stand in awe of his magnificence.
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Would be a nice idea if companies take some of his scripts, customize and roll them out as productivity tools throughout their organizations.
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Google today launched version 2.0 of its Android Studio integrated development environment (IDE) for writing apps for its mobile operating system. Continuing to eclipse the Eclipse
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We continue to make significant improvements to Enterprise Mode, helping customers upgrade more easily to Internet Explorer 11 while also extending the ability to run older web apps. Yay! IE5 mode! I can finally finish work on that page.
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Quote: Internet Explorer 11 supports document modes for emulation of the IE5, IE7, IE8, IE9, IE10, and IE11 rendering engines.
So then it seems that IE6 is finally, officially dead. Yes! YES! YES!! YES!!!!! YES!!!!11!eleventyone11!11
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Google loves itself some Star Trek, and a report from Time says that the company-wide fandom led it to prototype a version of the Star Trek combadge. For all your beaming up needs
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With the help of synthetic polymers, the team managed to use the vascular system of rose stems to build the basic parts of electronic circuits inside the plant. I will avoid a bad pun about power plants. I leaf that to you.
Edit: changed the source due to some NSFWness. It was the XBox advert, wasn't it?
modified 22-Nov-15 21:43pm.
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What better way to hide a bug ?
You can't even trust a live Rose anymore.
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OK, then. The idea and possible uses are interesting, but a rose with embedded electronics still has thorns.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Well If trees could supply wifi we wouldn't have to worry about deforestation...
Hacking a tree should be fun.
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A rose by any other name would make just a tweet.
(I'll get my coat)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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When faced with the chance of clinching a major deal people are willing to throw security controls out of the window. In related news: 69% of computer users should not be allowed to change their computer security settings
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From criminals and politicians to friends and family, all sorts of people do stupid things every single day. But what exactly makes an act "stupid"? It's a harder question to answer than you might think. "Momma says stupid is as stupid does."
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Albert Einstein said: Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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I was originally going to go with that one, but switched over to the Forrest Gump one at the last minute.
TTFN - Kent
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Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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Ah! So, you admit to your own doing of the same, this being the more educated audience.
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Maybe an extreme example, but anyways ...
Adapted from a couple of verses by Bhartruhari (Sanskrit poet, about 1500 - 1600 years ago), from India:
It may be possible to:
- Extract oil from sand grains on the shores,
- Drink water from a mirage,
- Control a wild elephant, by using the tender stalk of a lotus plant,
- Break open a tough diamond, by using the end of a flower,
- Infuse sweetness into the mighty salty ocean, by using just a drop of honey,
but ...
it is impossible to bring sense into the mind of a stupid person. More so, for a stupid person, who is also arrogant.
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Earlier this week, Google announced a new experiment that lets Android users "stream" a select handful of apps through mobile search without downloading them. Apps that run without being installed? Didn't we call those viruses?
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There are plenty of legit apps that run without being formally installed. Doesn't make them a virus.
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Depends on whether or not the user give permission. I recall several 'legit' applications (you know, stuff that runs on a computer, not a phone) that behaved like a virus would.
It is a funny article to read though. Did you know you need Wi-Fi to access a cloud?BI wrote: Google makes this possible by letting the apps run remotely on virtual machines through its cloud platform. (You'll need to be connected to Wi-Fi for the process to work.)
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Apps that run without being installed? Didn't we call those viruses?
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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So, they re-invented websites?
Now please tell me that they use web techniques for the implementation.
Ciao,
luker
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