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Yawn. Call me when they develop a device that can do a single thing - measure blood pressure - without touching the patient.
The Star Trek tricorder was not only non-invasive, it also did not require touching the patient. That, IMO, is (or should be) a major requirement.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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So it magically diagnoses ANY medical malady (unless you are wearing a red shirt and/or it's not yet 15 minutes past the hour.)
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The lambs spent four weeks in the external wombs and seemed to develop normally. Not creepy at all
I should be putting in a "Brave New World" quote here, but it's been a while since I read it.
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Griff?
Griff!!!
Down, Boy, DOWN!
But I'll only believe it when there are enough of them to coun... Zzzzzz...
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The Silence of the Lambs !
«When I consider my brief span of life, swallowed up in an eternity before and after, the little space I fill, and even can see, engulfed in the infinite immensity of spaces of which I am ignorant, and which know me not, I am frightened, and am astonished at being here rather than there; for there is no reason why here rather than there, now rather than then.» Blaise Pascal
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IT pros, take notice: Microsoft is adding yet another set of Windows 10 Cumulative Updates -- ones that don't include security fixes -- to its patching mix. They're critical updates to Microsoft's ongoing push for Windows 10
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This will make a huge difference to my lifestyle.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: This will make a huge difference to my lifestyle.
LOL!
Definitely life-changing.
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The company's antivirus product erroneously flagged files in a Windows folder as malicious Or were they trying to tell us something?
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What, again?!?
When saying "Leslie" just isn't enough.
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Happen while we were gone?
TTFN - Kent
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You just gotta laugh[^]
You Leslied the guy with the six-shooters.
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Ah, there we go - I searched for Webroot, but not for things that make John laugh.
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: but not for things that make John laugh I think you need to create a stored procedure for that.
The alternative could be messy.
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SELECT *
FROM HandgunCalibers
WHERE Awesome
.45 ACP
1 row returned.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Loaded with dummy rounds?
(For shooting dummies, of course )
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
modified 26-Apr-17 9:55am.
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Ehhh. GPUs being able to pwn CPUs on any task that can fit nicely on their execution/memory models (either tiny working sets or highly sequential memory access) is old news. As are FPGA/ASIC's being able to pwn GPUs under similar circumstances.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Yeah, but those guys were incredibly proud of their record (I worked for a petrochemical company, that shell remain nameless, so I know it was a big feather in their cap).
Big-money @rses kicked?
I'm content.
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But their answer was still 43, so they are back to the drawing board.
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But with 43machines, they could work out The Answer!
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A Silicon Valley "flying car" startup, Kitty Hawk, reportedly backed by Google co-founder Larry Page, released a video Monday of its airborne prototype and announced plans for deliveries of a "personal flying machine" this year. Or just strap a few drones to your butt
Because JetSkis just aren't irritating enough.
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No cup holder?
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