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Wow.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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As the co-creator of Structured Query Language (SQL), Don Chamberlin knows a thing or two about pulling data out of relational databases. So when he spoke at the user conference for NoSQL database vendor Couchbase last week, it raised a few eyebrows. A lack of pretty rows and columns?
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I know one time I told my wife she painted her eye brows on too high. She looked surprised.
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What about taking a look not only at JSON, but also at the Hierarchical Database paradigm, as it was typical of the 1960ies in programming languages like MUMPS?
Having worked with such a dinosaur long ago, I see more similarities between JSON and hierarchical dbs than between JSON and relational dbs.
Oh sanctissimi Wilhelmus, Theodorus, et Fredericus!
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Because JSON is the hierarchical cluster data model know to several orders of magnitude more devs these days than any pre-sql relic.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Researchers have introduced a new computing problem and shown that it would be extremely difficult, if not impossible, for a classical computer to solve, but in theory it could be efficiently solved using quantum techniques. Not my problem
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When the researchers were asked if they were familiar with "classical computers" they said "I know classical computers like the Bach of Johann"... ba dum bah...
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I am totally stealing that one in the future. Thank you.
TTFN - Kent
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Today, Google announced some tweaks coming to Chrome that are aimed at blocking surprise website redirects and irritating pop-ups. "Permission to shout 'Bravo' at an annoyingly loud volume, sir?"
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Mixed feelings here. Not because I like this sort of crap; but because the companies producing it always come up with newer and more obnoxious replacements each time their old dumpsterfire gets larted out of existence.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Software developers are involved at all levels of the software purchase process, with 43% often involved with evaluating software and 50% sometimes involved. In related news, 7% of companies are doing it wrong?
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article wrote: 43% often involved
But...wait...
Doesn't that mean that 57% are seldom uninvolved?
And...
article wrote: 50% sometimes involved
50% are sometimes not involved?
107% are sometimes not involved....
I am confused and seldom involved.
modified 9-Nov-17 15:36pm.
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As more “everyday” people start using VPNs awareness of the tool and adoption will continue to increase, indicating the market is likely in for growth. Performance-sucking software everyone complains about?
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The assistant works by picking out job descriptions in an existing resume and finding similar public examples on LinkedIn to help job seekers curate a better description. Can I get a PowerPoint addon to go to the interview next?
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By uploading the images or videos you fear may be shared in the future in an attempt to shame or harass you online, Facebook can digitally “hash” the media, effectively giving it a digital footprint. Now there's an article to make you feel safer; go ahead, you know you can trust FaceBook
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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And, of course, no one else can do anything even remotely resembling this.
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If you have pictures that are not to be consumed by human eyes...why did you take it in the first place? There won't be any speedo pics of me out there. Look like a water balloon being strangled by a rubber band.
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How many guys are applying for this job?
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The Kotlin/Native preview’s supported target platforms include MacOS, iOS, Ubuntu Linux, and Raspberry Pi All of the "it's not Java" features you love, not in Java
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In most of the world, the iconic 140-character tweet is now officially a thing of the past. Oh, be still my beating heart (+250 characters or so)
Because if I don't give you the important news of the day, they win.
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Lovely. Double your pleasure with double the drivel.
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I see this a purely a marketing excercise, most twitter devotees don't have attention span to type 280 characters.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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I'm sure they already know how to fill the extra space. #love #instagood #me #tbt #cute #follow #followme #photooftheday #happy #tagforlikes #beautiful #self #girl #picoftheday #like4like #smile #friends #fun #like #fashion
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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