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0. Close FB...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Best April Fools so far?
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Super Lloyd wrote: Best April Fools so far? Maybe it would fool a web developer. The maximum addressable 32 bit virtual address in Windows is at 0x7FFFFFFF and the maximum 32 bit virtual address in Linux is configurable but always below 0xB0000000.
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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Randor wrote: The maximum addressable 32 bit virtual address in Windows is at 0x7FFFFFFF
That's only true in user mode...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: That's only true in user mode... Yes Daniel, and while we are being pedantic I also missed the /3GB switch extending and the increaseuserva BCD setting allowing Windows to extend the ceiling to 0xBFFFFFFF.
Happy April Fools Day!
Best Wishes,
-David Delaune
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Ha ha. A Full April fool's joke to you.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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I have to say that I'm all in favour.
I'd far rather my glass were a fullpinter than a nullpinter
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hilarious!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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In .NET Core 3.0 we are introducing a new type of application template called Worker Service. This template is intended to give you a starting point for writing long running services in .NET Core. In this walkthrough we will create a worker and run it as a Windows Service. Posting this as a public service announcement
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Great news for people who don't have enough services running 24/7, and for hackers who don't want victims to see their hidden windows.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Microsoft is set to end support for SQL Server 2008 and SQL Server 2008 R2 in July. Are you ready? In case you're in a SELECT group of people
I'm too lazy to work an ORDER BY into that one
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So we'll be left with nothing but touch-screen versions, to make our KVM life so much easier.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Microsoft wants to know if changes to the update history page have helped its 800 million Windows 10 users. Dial 1-800-NOT-LISTENING
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Microsoft wants to know if changes to the update history page have helped NO, they haven't
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Kent Sharkey wrote: Dial 1-800-NOT-LISTENING
1-900-MS-R-DEAF?
Because why not charge you through the nose while being ing useless?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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They need to create their own children's television show, so that they can get the young to learn early about what a sterling job they're doing.
"Bob the Demolitions Man" should just about do it.
Yes, they can.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The prime directive in programming is to write correct code. Some programming languages make it easy to achieve this objective. We can qualify these languages as ‘safe’. "Is it safe?"
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I get that reference. Horrifying scene.
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Agreed.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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"Brought to you from the adorers of Rust, because, well, because Java at least has users..."
Kent Sharkey wrote: "Is it safe?" Cheers.
Thanks for that.
Screw my dental appointment for tomorrow. I ain't going.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The secretive codenamed ‘Catalina’ project was ended a year ago Why not the IP over Avian Carriers Protocol?
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Doctor Doom[^] did the same thing.
Not that there are any obvious parallels, or anything.
I'm sure that they didn't do the project to test out spying equipment, or anything.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"No one rivals Doom! NO ONE! Doom is supreme!"
TTFN - Kent
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I made a little flow chart of mainstream programming languages and how programmers seem to move from one to another. Can we get David Attenborough to narrate?
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