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Looks to me "Want Code Ninja" is out again...
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I find it absolutely astonishing.
Not only have you received a verbal thrashing from one of the most sarcastic and ingenious users of said concept that I have had the fortune of conversing with on a friendly level, but also you still have the audacity and the perseverance to continuously post demands in such a way that would make a pacifists palms itch as if said pacifist has been rubbing his hands with poison ivy and kerosene since the morning, assuming that now is night.
Cease and desist your demands in such an infuriating way and actually attempt to be less pathetic than college student besotted with spirits and his head in a toilet bowl by writing your own code.
Should Pete actually decide to commence his international dragnet to completely ridicule you for all time to come, then Pete can consider me his first soldier to answer his call to arms.
EFT!
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook
"There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
"Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?"
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Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: Not only have you received a verbal thrashing from one of the most sarcastic and ingenious users of said concept that I have had the fortune of conversing with on a friendly level, but also you still have the audacity and the perseverance to continuously post demands in such a way that would make a pacifists palms itch as if said pacifist has been rubbing his hands with poison ivy and kerosene since the morning, assuming that now is night.
Where did you learn to write like that? 
Mustafa Ismail Mustafa wrote: Cease and desist your demands [...]
Looks like the court trips are starting to influence your language. 
Cheers,
विक्रम
And sleep will come, it comes to us all
And some will fade and some will fall
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Vikram A Punathambekar wrote: Where did you learn to write like that?
I used to talk like that all the time until I became senior enough at work to actually meet clients... then I had to stop  However, I will now declare it before all that I thank Pete O'Hanlon for inspiring me continuously to regain and practice this ability. Thank you Pete  :wipes a tear from the corner of his eye:
Vikram A Punathambekar wrote: Looks like the court trips are starting to influence your language
Better believe it! Even though those dimwits are starting to really piss me off! The court hearings are beginning to influence my schedules 
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook
"There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
"Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?"
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My work here is done. The student has become the master.
A veritable panoply of humour, scorn, mischief and ingenuity.
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 Awwww, Pete... That means a lot coming from you!
"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rick Cook
"There is no wealth like knowledge, no poverty like ignorance." Ali ibn Abi Talib
"Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?"
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Hey - who voted one on my Padawan? I will hunt them down and bitchslap them with a wet roll of wallpaper; they will regret the pain they have caused and beg me to put them out of their feeble existences while I laugh in their face and maybe so some Riverdance at them. OK - that last one was maybe a little too cruel, but the rest - well they deserve that.
"The Farce is strong in this one." - Damn, I really want a Yoda smiley for that.
Anyhoo - a 5 vote to balance out the 1.
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i want code for CALCULATOR using c#.net.please send to my email-id.
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55378008 always used to make us laugh at school
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Russell Jones wrote: 55378008 always used to make us laugh at school
Very good. It took me a moment and a colleague had to explain it...
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Process.Start(Calculator.exe);
"You're very clever, young man, very clever," said the old lady. "But it's turtles all the way down!"
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Well your dreams have come true.
Here is a calculator I wrote to teach myself C#.
The reason I am giving you the link is because when you come to try and explain how the code works you are going to have to actually know some C#.
So you are in the end doing yourself a great disservice by downloading the project.
You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
Take the blue pill
Take the red pill - write the code yourself.
-- modified at 6:19 Thursday 22nd November, 2007
You always pass failure on the way to success.
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These forums are not to ask for the whole source codes. I was only 5 I think when my dad told me that "I wants never get"!
didnt anyone told u that
Rocky
You can't climb up a ladder with your hands in your pockets.
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i want code for calculator in c#.net.please send to my email-id.
p.ayyappa swamy
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I want one milion dollars, please transfer to my bank account.
Standards are great! Everybody should have one!
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You are right Calculator is such a huge application. If I create that then definitely call for thousand million dollars 
Regards
Pankaj Joshi
If you want to shape your dreams into reality, please wake-up...
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i want code for calculator in c#.net.please to my email-id.
p.ayyappa swamy
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Assignment...?
Regards
Pankaj Joshi
If you want to shape your dreams into reality, please wake-up...
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While I would, or course, normally want to help somebody who has posted such a clear and incisive post as this; where the showed regard for the norms of the forums and had gone to such great lengths to help themselves, in this case I'm not. Instead I'm going to mock you. I am going to mock you to people I know, possibly even to complete strangers. On the journey home tonight, I'm going to mock you to more people, possibly holding you up to ridicule with anybody I encounter today.
I am tempted to dedicate my whole day to pouring scorn on you, in fact I'm even tempted to start an international campaign to track you down just so that you will travel through the rest of your life being mocked.
Now ask yourself - is this really worth it, or should I look for a career where I can dribble as much as I like?
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I used to have a brutally sarcastic sense of humour....
Unfortunately, it's been dampened down by having to be professional for the last few years. You have however, inspired me to resume my hobby of creating elaborate insults.
Cheers for the laugh.
T
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Carrier Bags - 21st Century Tumbleweed.
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Thanks - I think.
If this person hadn't so obviously been a troll, I'd probably have tempered it a little bit. Not much, but a little bit.
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HI, I have a requirement to send picture messages or logos to the mobile device.
But i need to convert those pictures to hexadecimal format?
Send Picture SMS in HEX format
How to do this in c#?
G. Satish
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Hexadecimal format!!!
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!!!!!!
I get the feeling you have absolutely no idea what you are doing.
For your benefit, i will now tell you that you want to send the picture as BYTES, which are represented (usually) in hex.
For example, the number 13 in hex is D, which as a byte, would be represented by 0x0D, or perhaps just 0D.
So, now all you need is to get your picture into an array of bytes (perhaps by using a stream) and then send these bytes to your mobile device.
My current favourite word is: PIE!
Good ol' pie, it's been a while.
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Hi i have tried a tutorial
www.codeproject.com/aspnet/ReadWebFolderContent.asp
I am facing problem on this section of code
string mapFolderPath = CreateWebFolderLink(siteUrl);
StringCollection ret = new StringCollection();
Shell32.ShellClass shell = new Shell32.ShellClass();
Shell32.Folder mapFolder = shell.NameSpace(mapFolderPath);
The problem is mapFolder.Parent has threw an exception
and system.notimplementedexception
Will you guys please guide me about the problem. It would be son nice of you.
Arslan Ilyas
Dot Net Developer
Red Signal
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Hi,
Ive created a Crystal Report Viewer. I have a drop down list that allows the users to select a report and then the parameters display accordingly.
However, when I go to select a different report, the report changes but the previous parameters remain on the page...
I was wondering whether someone could help me. Im assuming I need to either delete or refresh these parameters. If this is the case, could you show me how to do this?
Thanking you in advance
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