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Mark Salsbery wrote: Funniest post of the day (so far)!
Hmmm... glad i could be the reason for the funniest post though on the negetive side 
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You're welcome!
Mark Salsbery
Microsoft MVP - Visual C++
![Java | [Coffee]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
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Ok guys empty vessels make more noise. I guess i will see some great article contributers and contact them personally. U guys just wasted my valuable entrepreneural time. Thanks for that 
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Meer Osman Ali wrote: i will see some great article contributers and contact them personally
Well, go for it! Don't expect much different of a reception from them.
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
"Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
"Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Hah... they are MVPs dude. Most Valuable Professionals. They can solve any problem in minutes. They will be impressed on my idea and would like to change the world!
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Meer Osman Ali wrote: they are MVPs dude. Most Valuable Professionals. They can solve any problem in minutes.
Yup - I'm an MVP. I can calculate PI to 1 billion decimal places just by gazing at my navel. I invented a time machine last week.
Meer Osman Ali wrote: They will be impressed on my idea and would like to change the world!
Great - let's change the world. I assume we're tackling world poverty or hunger here - after all, anything else wouldn't be worth the time of a great entrepeneur like yourself would it.
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Can I borrow your time machine? There's a ![Beer | [beer]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) in it for you 
Bar fomos edo pariyart gedeem, agreo eo dranem abal edyero eyrem kalm kareore
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Will you also need to borrow a firearm?
Today's lesson is brought to you by the word "niggardly". Remember kids, don't attribute to racism what can be explained by Scandinavian language roots.
-- Robert Royall
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: I invented a time machine last week.
You mean Next week?
Take a chill pill, Daddy-o
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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if (entrepreneur == parasite)
{
solution = Net.DownloadCode(PaymentType.None);
}
else
{
troll = true;
}
I would guess that the latter is true.
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Yes! You just supplied the troll with the URGENT CODE NEEDED 
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
"Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
"Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Oh dammit! There goes my share of the profit and the yearly bonus 
The need to optimize rises from a bad design.
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Quick! Obfuscate it, and repost
"The clue train passed his station without stopping." - John Simmons / outlaw programmer
"Real programmers just throw a bunch of 1s and 0s at the computer to see what sticks" - Pete O'Hanlon
"Not only do you continue to babble nonsense, you can't even correctly remember the nonsense you babbled just minutes ago." - Rob Graham
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Dude... you don't know who i am. Don't unnecessarily involve in fights with me. Bug off
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The subject is supposed to describe your question and distinguish it from other questions. The subject that you have used does not. You should really try to write a useful subject if you want anyone to take you seriously.
Meer Osmal Ali wrote: URGENT
However urgent your question may be, it's never urgent enough to mention in the subject. If it really was that urgent, you woudn't post in a forum in the first place, you would just pay for the support.
Meer Osmal Ali wrote: CODE NEEDED
This is a forum for programmers. That means that you write your own code. There are plenty of people here who can help you with your code, but you will not find anyone who will write it for you.
Don't write the subject in all capitals. In electronic communication that is the equivalent of shouting, and that is not appropriate for a subject line.
Meer Osmal Ali wrote: !!!
What is three exclamation marks following a sentence supposed to mean? Using more than one exclamation mark doesn't make the sentence more of an exclamation, it only shows that you don't know how to use exclamation marks.
Despite everything, the person most likely to be fooling you next is yourself.
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Guffa wrote: but you will not find anyone who will write it for you.
I'll will certainly write peoples code for them but I will not work for free or even for cheap.
$75.00 US / hour is at minimum what I expect for such a task under contract work.
John
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Sure, but this is not the place to look for a coder for rent.
Despite everything, the person most likely to be fooling you next is yourself.
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THE CODE MUST BE OPTIMIZED? Yes, Sir!
Sorry, we're not slaves.
Regards,
--Perspx
"I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod." - Steve Ballmer
"Some people have told me they don't think a fat penguin really embodies the grace of Linux, which just tells me they have never seen an angry penguin charging at them in excess of 100mph." - Linus Torvalds
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I will get on this for $100K US. After a negotiated payment schedule the code should be available for beta testing in May or June with a targeted production quality in December of 2009.
John
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Free ready-to-run optimized code on my (in)famous website: www.cpallini.freeproductz.com
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler.
-- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong.
-- Iain Clarke
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