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Quote: The butthurtery is strong in these.
I'm laughing so hard.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Last commit by lawl butthurt.
The only file starts out promising
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When you are trying to understand some weird while-if conditions in a 15-year old system in java (!). And after that the only thing you do is write.
And just try to think about a New Year coming... ("Do you have a JIRA or other issue tracker?" "No, we don't need it because we don't have testers." - "OK, what about that NullPointer on a production code?" "C'mon, after 15 years every user knows that he shouldn't click that button").
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Yep, nothing like coming back into work after 2 weeks, settling in and seeing:
public void DoSomething(){throw new NotImplementedException();}
These are the moments when I realize that I'm an idiot.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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What. The. F***.[^]
Take 2.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I'm thinking flash in the pan. I'm not about to hop to and learn Bootstrap 3....D
After having a look at the Samsung "VR Headset", I'm 100% certain of it. That thing is so incredibly stupid.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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I just came across the following comment in some code in our core application:
Care to guess when that was written? (it is still in our code now)
Answer:- I don't know because it was already in the first version of the code loaded into our version control system.
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I went to school in a very, very temporary building that was put up shortly after World War 2. It's still going strong.
On that basis, the code should be good a few decades yet.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Is that comment followed by just-good-enough code that somebody should go back and rewrite?
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Hard coded list of currency codes. I guess it was good enough to last.
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What. The. F***.[^]
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Quote: make USB safer and easier to use by bringing it to the Web
I may have missed something, but on what planet does this make any rational sense?
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Dave Kreskowiak wrote: on what planet does this make any rational sense?
Cue jokes about the seventh planet...
But I heartily concur with your sentiments.
Cheers,
Peter
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Web developers!
When there is a nail, Javacript could sure hammer it!
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And the archive is for March.
One day later and I'd assume ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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make USB safer and easier to use by bringing it to the Web
At last! Everything is safer when it's on the web!
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Come on now, this isn't a bad idea.
I mean, it has to be in an HTTPS context, right? That's, like, more secure than ring 0!
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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WTF indeed.
"But most importantly this will make USB safer and easier to use by bringing it to the Web."
Has USB ever been dangerous?
But look, don't be too hard on this guy, he is trying to build his Microsoft career on this crap.
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And connecting it to the net is going to make all the difference is it?
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Noooooo! This must be prevented! He could fry the internets! :bwa!:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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My god, all those IoTs dying, the shock, the horror!!!!!!
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Right, so its an RNDIS USB device that gives the PC a new route to its IP address, and sniffs for cookies.
Now tell me, how is 'WEB USB' going to make that any safer?
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I don't think either of us were saying that connecting USB to the net would make it any safer. We're just responding to your question:
Munchies_Matt wrote: Has USB ever been dangerous?
by giving you examples of times when USB has been extremely dangerous.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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