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My first computer's main improvement over older models was a kex keypad to replace the switches, but nothing beats typing in machine code programs directly
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'.
I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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ricmil42 wrote: in my day we had to program using binary switches
You had binary! You lucky get! When I started out I had to write an entire batch processes using only 1's. Scratched onto papyrus. Using Mr Babage's pocket knife!
Panic, Chaos, Destruction.
My work here is done.
or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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Given your age, your memory still serves you well. Or are you having another episode?
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In my day, we had to whistle into a modem!
Before .NET 4.0,
object Universe = NULL;
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So what's the horror?
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This is more like a past action thriller!!!
Just an irritated, ranting son of ... an IT guy.
At your trolling services
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Paul Hooper wrote: You youngsters don't know how easy you have it!
OTOH, they have VS2010.
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In my career, I have made two deep forays into hell required by the technology at hand. Both involved 16-bit memory addressing and the segmented memory model.
If I had a time machine, it's a toss-up which I would do: Go back in time and smack myself up the side of the head about a couple personal decisions, or go back and kill whoever thought the segmented memory models were a cool idea.
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public class OrderBatchCustomerOrderOrderShipToOrderShipCarrierInstructions {}
A 62-character class name that doesn't even make use of generics. The word "Order" appears 4 times. As always, live production code.
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There must be at least one person happy about the newly introduced var keyword then.
var ii=new OrderBatchCustomerOrderOrderShipToOrderShipCarrierInstructions();
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Visual Studio 2005 project
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so it is upgrade time; or refactor time; or both...
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Perhaps. If I have time tomorrow, I'm also going to convert a massive VB.net project (which was converted from VB6 code) to C#.
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aspdotnetdev wrote: VB6
is that the language where variables got called like Excel cells: A, A1, A2, ..., B, B1, etc?
Now which one do you prefer?
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How does the use of that class look like? Perhaps
OrderBatchCustomerOrderOrderShipToOrderShipCarrierInstructions myCurrentObjectOfOrderBatchCustomerOrderOrderShipToOrderShipCarrierInstructionsForCustomerNumber1 = new OrderBatchCustomerOrderOrderShipToOrderShipCarrierInstructions()
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That proves he indeed should go for c#
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verbose, no semi-colons, no curly brackets; my bet is on VB.NET
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Nope, just bad C#. The VB.Net would actually be shorter in this case (assuming the "var" C# keyword can't be used):
Dim myCurrentObjectOfOrderBatchCustomerOrderOrderShipToOrderShipCarrierInstructionsForCustomerNumber1 As _
New OrderBatchCustomerOrderOrderShipToOrderShipCarrierInstructions()
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"Small is beautiful, but BIG is wonderful".
(John Holmes)
2 bugs found.
> recompile ...
65534 bugs found.
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that sounds very American
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WiGgLr wrote: that sounds very American
The american version goes: Small is beautiful, but big is better.
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At least it is not:
public class OrdrBtchCustmrOrdrOrdrShpToOrdrShpCarrInstrs {}
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public class OBCOOSTOSCInstrs { }
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