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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
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Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. I was wearing the wrong glasses.
And now for a new snippet:
A software package was being put together for release and a colleague remarked of one item "Oh God, not that pile of sh*t". I asked why and he said that it corrupted floppies. Now this was before the days when the FAT file system was build into Unix. The utility attempted to write Unix files to a DOS FAT floppy. It did this by opening the device in RAW mode and read and wrote whole sectors, including the FAT table. When transferring text files it would read a sector’s worth of data, scan for \n, shift everything up one, and insert \r. This, of course, would result in buffer overflow. What followed the buffer in memory? You guessed it, the FAT table, which was duly written back to the floppy at the end; it took about ten seconds to notice the problem. I went to the Team Leader to say “You cannot possibly ship this; I can fix it in minutes”. His reply was that they had had a summer student in ad it had taken him all summer to do that, and on no account was I to touch a line; it was to ship exactly as is. “It is OK when used with newly formatted floppies, and the file is not too big” I am not sure who I was more amazed with, the summer student or the Team Leader.
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