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All true, but that's several more reasons to try to at least advance to the bronze age. Why, of all things, should I work in a profession when I don't care about it or my skills at all?

Richard, too
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'.

I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.

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