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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

Post your Best, your worst, and your most interesting. But please - no programming questions . This forum is purely for amusement and discussions on code snippets. All actual programming questions will be removed.

 
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GeneralClassic literature still relevant Pin
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KP Lee13-Mar-12 13:17
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Well, that was the biggest bunch of tripe spouted as an erudite document that I've read since college. That's worth the hall of shame all by itself.

It's stored as images when HTML text would be much more readable, manageable, and condensed in storage costs to boot.

This guy is using circular logic to justify not supporting the GOTO command, which I found ironic.

They copyrighted something that anyone should be ashamed to claim as their own.

Spell-checkers have been around forever, I'd have thought a professor might have found one by now.

I have to admit that I started hating GOTOs several decades ago when I read one tome without a single comment in it and as near as I could tell about a third of the code was dead code. I'm predisposed to like a document that advocates this concept and I didn't see one valid argument given.

Says it produces errors, which I've seen firsthand, but doesn't explain why they are produced.

The only reason you'd need to re-read it, is if you are searching (again) for its logic.

I kind of liked the original poster posting it like it is a document worth reading, but puts it in the hall of shame. Eliminating GOTO statements deserves a well written document. That wasn't it.
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