... that a friend took at university. He handed it in five minutes later and walked out. He came to me after the test and asked me to tear it up because he was sick (which I knew) and he'll fail if I don't. I refused. He cried because he needed it to graduate. I refused. I told him I'll tell the teacher about his situation without mentioning the after-test discussion. The teacher gave him a retake (I believe), but we never spoke again.
only showing an average score not histograms is also an embarrassment.
Upchucky gives this one two gratuitous sprays:
The answer presentation
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt