Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 ----- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
My dad knows our legacy software systems better than anyone currently employed. He made most of them.
He also knows our customers better than we do. He's been with a few for over 30 years.
My mom ran the financial department, but she made some regular fixes for customers too.
Yeah, it's safe to say my family knows what I do for a living
But when I meet people for the first time, I tell them I am "Music critic for Exchange & Mart"
This has two advantages: first, the conversation doesn't plummet immediately, and second I don't get asked to fix their computer...
And for the gullible ones, you can see how long you can keep them believing:
"It's hard to get a meaningful criticism into 25 words"
"I'm thinking of quitting, it's choosing me a fortune"
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
They just know I am a software developer (by position ) but don't know, what I actually do in my organization, they keep asking me, "How do you spent so many hours on a single chair and a computer ?"
Look at the Height of discernment
Once my sister laptop failed to start, she shout on me, 'You are working in computer industry, I dont know anything...Just start my laptop' (wow, people think 'Developer' can do anything with computer now )