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The Weird and The Wonderful forum is a place to post Coding Horrors, Worst Practices, and the occasional flash of brilliance.

We all come across code that simply boggles the mind. Lazy kludges, embarrassing mistakes, horrid workarounds and developers just not quite getting it. And then somedays we come across - or write - the truly sublime.

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GeneralMore Stored Procedure Nonsense Pin
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Dave Kreskowiak29-Nov-13 4:45
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Sentenryu29-Nov-13 6:15
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Rob Grainger28-Nov-13 22:50
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GeneralStored Procedure Hell Pin
Rob Grainger28-Nov-13 4:16
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Nicholas Marty28-Nov-13 4:41
professionalNicholas Marty28-Nov-13 4:41 
Don't you know that stored procedures are the fastest possible way to do something on the database? Surely it doesn't matter how it is written. it still has to be faster than to do it in a more maintainable way Roll eyes | :rolleyes:
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Vasudevan Deepak Kumar29-Nov-13 1:56
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Tim Carmichael28-Nov-13 5:05
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Sentenryu28-Nov-13 5:09
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Rob Grainger28-Nov-13 9:52
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Nicholas Marty28-Nov-13 21:56
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GeneralConvert.ToInt32 Pin
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