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There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute
SL:The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
If you thought it was going to involve ![Elephant | [mastadon]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/elephant.gif) ing before reading the punch line your mind is as dirty as mine. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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LOL. Logic Over Lust.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
modified 23-Oct-22 22:15pm.
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Dan Neely wrote: If you thought it was going to involve [mastadon] ing before reading the punch line your mind is as dirty as mine. 
guilty
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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You have too much time on your hands. 
And that's so old there are probably people here who weren't born when it was posted.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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Clever as ever! We are impressed by your abilities!
I'm thinking of what smash hit you would be at parties. Whenever anyone tell a joke, you would have a way to kill it. You'd be the Great Grandmaster Joke Killer of the party, and win everybody's heart!
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Every one needs a hobby!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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"We have access to nearly all human knowledge and we use it to argue with strangers, trade pictures of cats, and spread conspiracies theories"
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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No!! YOU are wrong!! 
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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No, you're ALL wrong!!!111!Eleventy!!! #wrongerati
Like and retwat this picture of my cat to find out why.
Oh, and subscribe to my whalecast while you're at it.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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to say the least.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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why ?
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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My cat (see enclosed picture) was at a meeting with our Lizard Overlords and the Illuminati in the Bermuda Triangle, and they told him that UFOs don't exist.
They are all wrong!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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