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Would a sea-living cat be a purrmaid?
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Never heard of a catfish? 
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You are barking up the wrong sea... catfish are freshwater.
Remember, no matter where you go... there you are.
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Purrhaps, or maybe a sea-lion.
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Arrrgh. There be large scratching posts holding up the sails. One thing be sure - them Tom's ought steer well clear of the sea-spay.
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... when the BatComputer's power supply shorts out with a bang and leaves him in a dark, powerless BatCave?
He would probably say some politically uncorrect things while he stumbles around in the dark to find the fuse box. Then he would order a new power supply and hope for the best (that the BatComputer just comes back to life) and expect the worst (that the power supply supplied each and every component of the BatComputer with 200 kV in its last moment).
Despite the snail service's best efforts to prevent it, I got my new power supply yesterday and ripped the old power supply out of the WraithComputer and put in the new one. Which would it be? Silence and a blank screen? Undead BIOS/Win7 waking up? Something weird inbetween?
Pushed the power button. Silence. Blank screen. No noise like a starting jet engine. For a few seconds, then a merry beep and the BIOS started to Basically Inputting and Outputting Stuff, Win7 wailed a little about my new configuration (I changed the power supply, how does it know that?). Looks like the old power supply did a good job protecting the computer from itself in its last moments.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: He would probably say some politically uncorrect things while he stumbles around in the dark to find the fuse box
 Seriously! Had a different image of Batman altogether. Something like making sure he own the electricity company (buys if he doesn't) and have multiple backups in place such that no dark-dark batcave.
Further, wouldn't he have some techno gadget up his sleeve to light up the place if he really wants to?
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Maybe he just waits in the dark until Alfred has done the stumbling and put the fuse back in.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: Maybe he just waits in the dark
You have different Batman world... or maybe I do. 
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That's because I used to read MAD magazine when I was much younger. Too bad I did not find the one where the BatToilet was sucking in Batman's cape, but this one is also good: Snap PloobaDoof[^]
Ah, the internet does not forget:
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I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Batman doesn't wait in th' dark - he lurks
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Bruce is so rich, he probably has a back-up Bat Cave below his main one.
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Good idea, but it would not work for me. The WraithMobile is parked right underneath the WraithComputer.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Whilst waiting, he'd eat his midday meal each day for the next eight days, whilst singing his signature tune ...
Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner
Dinner, Dinner, Dinner, Dinner
BATMAN!
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So basically, "Batman" was a click-bait. :facepalm:
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Nah. I just wanted to distract from what evil things I said when i stumbled through the dark and was loking for the fuse box.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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He'd take his BatTorch from his BatBelt, find his BatUPS and work out why BatRobin un BatPlugged it.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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If he put more effort into naming his sidekicks, he may have already had a BatTerry nearby for when this situation occurs.
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You have to remember that Robins are replaceable: why else would they be dressed in a brightly coloured "here I am!" uniform?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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It's not the power supply you deserve, but the power supply you need.
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He's Batman for goodness sake, he should be able to navigate fine in the dark.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
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Before trying to resurrect it I had to get a pair of new trousers of course... Laugh | :laugh: Laugh | :laugh: Laugh | :laugh: Laugh | :laugh:
Lost everything inside...
When I read this it was my cartoon bubble that exploded. 
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CodeWraith wrote: Then he would order a new power supply
He would have three in storage.
Fighting super-villains is serious business, can't wait for Amazon. If your business just as important and can't be halted, you better have a stock.
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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