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Don't bother with that stuff - cancel the order.
This [^] is retro, yet, has been updated as recently as Jan 2018.
It also has a community. It's a free download (no need to play online)
It's available for most O/S.
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This SMBC comic[^] is great given the recent Machine Learning contest. Bayes ftw 
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I'm going to have to ask you for a larger sample.
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I think you are looking for R Programming Language[^]
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...if SQL had macro functionality (kinda like C++) that would help reduce the amount of repetitive bullcrap we have to deal with? For instance, this is part of an answer I posted in the C# forum.
SELECT MIN(substring([ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', [ID]+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]))) AS MinID,
MAX(substring([ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', [ID]+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]))) AS MaxID,
[Fruit]
FROM [#fruits]
GROUP BY [Fruit]
It would really nice if I could create a macro with the contents of the repeated code:
substring([ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', [ID]+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]))
Something like this:
declare @justNumeric MACRO = <substring([ID], PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', [ID]+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', [ID]))>
Which would reduce the first query to this:
SELECT MIN(@justNumeric) AS MinID,
MAX(@justNumeric) AS MaxID,
[Fruit]
FROM [#fruits]
GROUP BY [Fruit
This couldn't possibly have an adverse effect on SQL's error reporting incapabilities (Syntax error near ','), so I'm not concerned with that.
Am I just an optimistic dreamer?
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You could create .Net assembly for that C# code and call it in the SQL.
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It would have to completely contained in SQL Server because a lot of DBA's "aren't programmers", according to the DBA in our shop.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Well they have to code it even if Macro's are allowed. Plus we all know Macro's are dangerous due to security flaws and not good idea to introduce in SSMS or whatever DB Engine.
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So you can't write a CLR UDF and delivery it the DBAs?
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: a lot of DBA's "aren't programmers"
It has been my experience that a lot of DBAs are not DBAs. 
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WERD
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Slacker007 wrote: John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: a lot of DBA's "aren't programmers"
It has been my experience that a lot of DBAs are not DBAs.
And not all programmers are programmers.
But on the bright side the marketing people know everything about databases and programs, where would we be without them?
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It did reminds me who they are.
Prostitutes. Jeremy comment[^]. 
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True, including 'Mongodb'ers. I find out from Jeremy.
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They do love strip club too.
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Too dangerous. This exe compiles together with the server and if you mess-up you could kill the server. It happened to me. UDF's are absolutely valid approach in Oracle though. There the libraries written on Java or C++ live in a separate processes. The performance is good too.
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Dude, who said make exe and run in server. I said make .Net assembly(formerly known as DLL). There is big difference between them.
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Well ... there are scalar functions:
CREATE FUNCTION justNumeric
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@INP NVARCHAR(20)
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RETURNS NVARCHAR(20)
AS
BEGIN
RETURN substring(@INP, PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', @INP), 1+PATINDEX('%[0-9][^0-9]%', @INP+'x')-PATINDEX('%[0-9]%', @INP))
END
SELECT MIN(dbo.justNumeric(ID)), MAX(dbo.justNumeric(ID)), Fruit
FROM Fruits
GROUP BY Fruit Still messy code though - a DB redesign is a better approach!
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Functions significantly slow down queries. Not really a valid workaround, IMHO.
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Scalar functions are performance killer if you have SQL (selects...) inside. In his case the optimizer commits suicide. But with pure mathematical operations their performance is okay.
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patindex isn't SQL either, yeah so sure, why not add more rubbish?
it's not as if microsoft ever followed standards anyway.
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