SMTP: MailMessage done right

On a personal level (this is a bio, after all) I love gourmet coffee and my wine collection is pretty good. My passion is alpine skiing. On a more technical level, I've been a Delphi/MSSQL hack for donkey's years. VB is a distant memory. It resurfaced as VB.NET but I managed not to get any on me. Java was nice. C# is nicer. Pet peeve: kids today don't appear to know what an RFC is. Or how to spell. My one consolation is that no matter what they get away with at school and on message boards, with a compiler they have to stop their bullshit and spell properly.