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CAD workstations, computer graphics devices
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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The controls for my pool, especially the lights. They can do most any color but orange is not an option and I want to fix that.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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Ooh. I didn't even think of this one. My pool controls lose connectivity all the time. I would love to do something with them!
Pete McNamee
"True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing."
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Various Communication needs for various kinds of disabilities.
Communication devices for nonverbal folks are crazy expensive, but not particularly clever. Innovations made in the 90's were locked up by patent holders, and trolls. Development is cosmetic now, not innovative. So when people show any sign of considering innovations they are in the shadow of litigation threats.
From another angle, but similar problem : I volunteer for a group that involves a variety of disabled. What gets to my heart the most is when there is a person who is otherwise mentally fit - but held back because simple communication is a task.
Those are the thinks that I'd rather work on full time.
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so I can remove all the crap making it take 20 seconds to just switch on.
Netflix app crashing a box, I get. But if TV display using same OS/ram and requires whole TV to reboot, a bad design indeed. Hell ill moan about my pc monitor as well. 6 seconds turn on, WHAT.
Physical tactile buttons everywhere. Power FRICKIGN buttons add ons as well.
Fridge, only microchip im expecting is temperature sensor and cut off, oh wait mechanical versions of these work far better.
HVAC, im poor UK person, we not knows what this is 
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It was made by the cream of the crop sw engineers.
1. The least important thing on the small screen is the name of the currently played file
2a. Moving up and down in the menu system? Left/right arrows, of course!
2b. Escape key? Up arrow, of course!
3. Order of files in a folder? Upload time, of course!
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Find a player that supports Rockbox - Free Music Player Firmware[^] and never suffer again!
Luca
The Price of Freedom is Eternal Vigilance. -- Wing Commander IV
En Það Besta Sem Guð Hefur Skapað, Er Nýr Dagur.
(But the best thing God has created, is a New Day.)
-- Sigur Ròs - Viðrar vel til loftárása
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* Write a driver for my scanner that only ran on XP so that it runs on Linux.
* Make ANY tool or program I am using run on Linux.
* SAP -- the chaotic GUI of this piece of SW is making me mad.
* Windows -- make it slim and simply working without the need to buy a new computer together with all the peripherals with each new version; make it even more safe to use; improve the garbage collection of the system itself (so that it's not inflating to tens of GB just because of the updates); remove that stupid file sorting method from the system.
* Create a piece of SW to track down all those SPAM nonsense and those ransomware guys so their websites are put offline by the executives and the guys themselves are locked away for a long time.
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SAP is chaotic by design.
About a decade ago, someone pretty high up the chain, who was a couple of months away from retirement, started to do odd jobs in his fade out period. One of those jobs was in-school recruitments.
Having had no specific training for the role, he opted to simply explain how they make money, in broad strokes.
The highlights were:
- make sure the stack, from DB and up, is not trivial to work with; training needs to be essential AND cost-prohibitive.
- make sure none of your components interop with anything, so you lock-in your customers from the start.
- the point is not to sell software, but to make the customer dependent on your services, indefinitely, without being able to afford in-house specialists.
- litigate any threats to profit.
- we like money, so come work for us if you like money.
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You say that like it's a bad thing.
New management is wanting the various pieces to work together better. At least that's what I hear.
I’ve given up trying to be calm. However, I am open to feeling slightly less agitated.
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+1 for Windows and Spammers
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I did paperwork and software for medical devices for 12 years for the fda and it was not fun.
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True - the paperwork alone scares many people away. I've worked in medical devices for 16 years now and yeah it's not going away either with new items that come up. It also depends on the company too.
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian
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No, no, maybe slot machines.
Or maybe beer taps, yeah, beer taps.
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Well companies that use brewers yeast do have the best culture. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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Game developer I am.
Game developing me likes much.
Games for life.
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It's just wetware and "code", right?
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And here's the original code...
Human DNA as C code
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Love the "Removed for debugging purposes" ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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HMI-Software for Machine Visualisation
Customized Applications
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None of the above?!?!? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Wouldn't that be "something else"?
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Not if the answer is None at all... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Just to see for myself what kind of mess it really is 
I mean, they tracked COVID cases using Excel (and the thing reached maximum rows).
The software the police uses was so bad it reached the news.
I recently had to send in a form and online wasn't even an option (I had to buy an envelope and stamp and everything  ).
And it's not just the Dutch government, I remember people in Iowa couldn't vote because of some new voting system.
I hear people from around the globe complaining about government and IT, so it must be a special kind of bad.
I briefly worked for a semi-government instance and that one wasn't so bad, but everything (and I mean everything) was written by external developers because the internal ones were masters of procrastination.
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