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None of the above?!?!? 
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Wouldn't that be "something else"?
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Not if the answer is None at all... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Just to see for myself what kind of mess it really is 
I mean, they tracked COVID cases using Excel (and the thing reached maximum rows).
The software the police uses was so bad it reached the news.
I recently had to send in a form and online wasn't even an option (I had to buy an envelope and stamp and everything  ).
And it's not just the Dutch government, I remember people in Iowa couldn't vote because of some new voting system.
I hear people from around the globe complaining about government and IT, so it must be a special kind of bad.
I briefly worked for a semi-government instance and that one wasn't so bad, but everything (and I mean everything) was written by external developers because the internal ones were masters of procrastination.
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(Local) government worker here (non-ICT) - we're buying reporting software from a private sector company and it's not ... 'optimal'.
In fact, the SQL (while producing results) is referencing the wrong tables...so guess what the results are worth?
But Management think they're (the company) are the bees-knees so.... 
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Not so that it recorded less usage, though that would be tempting.
But so I could access usage on a regular basis from an app and better monitor what costs money.
Especially since the price appears to be rising with no sign of a slowdown in the rate of climb ... 
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Yes, smart means it only works with the original provider, change to another and it has to be read manually. As usual another proof of government incompetence with all things involving software, even a monkey might have thought of enforcing a common standard, but no that would have stifled enterprise and cost slightly more.
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That's only the case for the early ones - SMETS1 devices.
All suppliers should now be fitting SMETS2 which work seamlessly with the new provider. Apparently, I haven't moved since I got it due to the number of UK suppliers going bust in the last 12 months.
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"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Have you checked there is not a port somewhere?
My Dutch meter should be OK - didn't get around to it yet, but as far as I know I just need to cut an old phone cable, hook it up to an ESP-8266, flash the prebuild firmware and hook it up to the DSMR port in the meter to get MQTT readings every few seconds - and then feed that to Home Assistant.
Got a vacation house in Denmark, I am afraid that meter predates the time they had to provide HAN (home area network) ports - but any newer meter should have a port that can be used. Anyone having any ideas on how a meter could accidentally get in a state where it needs replacement? 
Or maybe they will replace it if I just keep replying to every bill with "oh, that was an unexpected low consumption, it is as if it does not measure the power going to my weed farm under the roof".
Also trying to get the wM-Bus key out of the district heating. It is a very small village, so I am not convinced they are used to dealing with people wanting the key...
After that the water company is on the list to try to get a wM-Bus key... the meter has a nice alarm if it suspect a leak. It will then display a small icon on a hard to read display in the corner of a dark room 900km away. Could be handy with something a bit more noticeable. Hmm, there is a joke somewhere here with notice posted far away and water needing a towel - but can't quite work it out.
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