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... is BACON
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done.
Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H
OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre
I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer
Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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You're too late - Griff beat you to it... 
Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932
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In particular, that everyone in the world realize that I'm always right - all the time.
Then, all the other options would simply follow.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Peace to all of you.
Programmer's C# { Do it Better;}
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During my childhood I saw those X-Ray glasses advertised in the comic books
but never bought them and now that I'm older I really wished I would have
ordered a pair.
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I wish they'd worked...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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I'd walk around with a perpetual grin on my face.
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That's not the only perpetualy thing I'd have walked round with... 
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Yeah, but there's always the chance that 400 lb woman with 1 tooth would show
up and ruin the whole thing.
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Mind Bleach! I need Mind Bleach stat! 
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Me too! 
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They work great at firework displays.
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I already got my new job. I am enjoying it very much. Having projects where I can lead it where I may (hopefully in a working condition. haha). This job is quite the experience. Plus the environment is really positive.
I guess the only thing I would want additionally is the Kindle. I want to get rid of my bookshelf.
Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you get what you wished for!
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I always need ammo...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I always need more ammo...
FTFY!
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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When you're saying you need ammo, saying you need "more" ammo is kinda redundant.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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No, no: saying "I need ammo" implies you could have run out... 
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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I never run out, but I always need ammo. I know - it's almost one of those weird Schrodinger's Cat kinda deals...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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IDKFA
Greetings - Jacek
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Bigger stick works fine every time.
And saves ammo... usually.
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I usually get away with a trip to the food store...
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There is no such thing as too much ammo.
Especially with the world on a fast track to sh*ts ville!
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LanFanNinja wrote: There is no such thing as too much ammo.
Look at my signature...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire.
LoL! Can't argue with that.
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