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Professor Brian Cox[^] put it best today:
Quote: I've always suspected that an advanced alien civilisation with the technology to travel at close to light speed across interstellar distances would arrive in Earth orbit unobserved and proceed to dispatch a fleet of small, easily detectable balloons into our atmosphere.
Yep, that’s it. Must be aliens!
Mircea
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From a sites community when someone had tried to download a non existent version:
Quote: No we don’t have a VIB for VMware. Sorry about that. Looks like ChatGPT made up what the instructions might look like if we did have one. Alas we don’t, so it’s a work of fiction that you got from ChatGPT.
>64
Some days the dragon wins. Suck it up.
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I had the same experience with chatGPT when I asked it:
"how can I make tabbed content using bootstrap?"
I wanted something like this simple example I had created in the past[^].
The first thing chatGPT did was offer a code example that used a non-existent version of bootstrap.
I was boggled on that one.
I went round & round with chatGPT but it never could create a simple example, even when I pointed it at my source code.
So, I'm a better Software Developer (so far) than chatGPT. 
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raddevus wrote: So, I'm a better Software Developer (so far) than chatGPT.
But in 10 years, we'll be working for our ChatGPT overlord.
Jeremy Falcon
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Any idea how to get pregnant? (10)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
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Expectancy ?
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
modified 13-Feb-23 3:55am.
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Not so. 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Glad to hear
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Conception ?
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Yay! You are up tomorrow! 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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#Worldle #387 1/6 (100%)
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🎉
https://worldle.teuteuf.fr
easy one
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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Wordle 604 3/6
🟨⬛🟩⬛🟩
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Wordle 604 3/6
🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛
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Wordle 604 6/6
🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜
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Wordle 604 2/6
🟨🟩⬜⬜🟩
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Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Wordle 604 3/6*
🟨⬜⬜🟨🟩
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Yay! Current streak: 300!
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Wordle 604 4/6*
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩
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Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Wordle 604 4/6
🟨⬜⬜🟨🟨
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Wordle 604 5/6
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Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Wordle 604 4/6*
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Wordle 604 3/6
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I don't trust my stats.
"A little time, a little trouble, your better day"
Badfinger
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After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, French archaeologists found traces of copper wire dating back 1,000 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors had a telephone network all those centuries ago.
Not to be outdone by the French, English archaeologists dug to a depth of 20 meters and shortly after headlines in the U.K. newspapers read: "English archaeologists have found traces of 2,000-year-old fiber-optic cable and have concluded that their ancestors had an advanced high-tech digital communications network a thousand years earlier than the French."
One week later, Israeli newspapers reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 meters in a Jerusalem marketplace, archaeologists had found absolutely nothing. They, therefore, concluded that 3,000 years ago the Israelites were already using wireless technology."
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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The Lounge[^]
But I'm sure a U.S. version could be added in which the diggers are sued for destroying a critical communications link.
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The link doesn't work. A search on the title of the message you referenced ("Stupid JOTD") found a message from 29-Feb-2012. We should, IMO, have a Statute of Limitations on Leslies. 
I agree re the U.S. version, but that would violate the "Rule of three" in humour.
EDIT: Statute of Limitations
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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