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"This space intentionally left blank."
A few years back I had a boss who asked me to remove it.
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"somewhere inside sea witch"
Of course you'd have to read Sea Witch to understand it.
To err is human. Fortune favors the monsters.
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blank, but you're giving me ideas ...
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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"Will not be the first to post Wordle answer today".
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On Discord: 'Existing somewhere in the universe'.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Press lots of keys to abort
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Chaos, panic, and disorder; my work is done.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I've had the default "Hey there, I'm using WhatsApp!" for years, but I changed it to "🧅" last year.
My company name is JUUN Software and "juun" is local dialect for "onion" (or "ui" in Dutch).
As in, good software is build like an onion, in layers 
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Chris Maunder wrote: No little mouse, I won't change your battery.
That's what she said to her toy 
Mine at work is : If you read this, go home (Because it is late already and nobody is expected to work at these hours of the day)
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On which messenger app?
The most used says "I can feel it still"; like the song. Like it's 1966 now.
I been kicking it like 1986 now.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I don't chat online. I do the meetings online, but these are just work related and to the point...
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“Your commercial/advert could be here”
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Wilko Johnson
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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"They got him on milk and alcohol" ![Rose | [Rose]](https://www.codeproject.com/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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Maybe
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Established Titles Scam
fyi only
Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Do you mean to say that these titles do not entitle you to a seat in the House of Lords? I'm shocked; shocked, I tell you!
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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My thought is that major companies would advertise on google and elsewhere to gain credit rather than seeking to being ranked by an unknown company
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That turns out not to be the case - companies can be just as daft as individuals (or dafter).
There is a version of "fake invoice fraud" where a company receives an an invoice for ... invoicing them.
Pre internet, this was raising millions from some very large companies ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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But I identify as a Lord!
Isn’t that enough?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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Do you ever wonder how you will die or when it will happen?
I was thinking about that several days ago, and decided I don't care, as long as it is quick.
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No, but I was wondering the same about you. 
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Sort of dark, and Chris may restore the soapbox for you. It's Thanksgiving here in the US, and the first turkey is cooking and smelling up the house. But since you are in a morbid mood, here you go 
Retirement Plan - Dilbert Comic Strip on 2016-01-23 | Dilbert by Scott Adams[^]
Charlie Gilley
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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