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cool
CI/CD = Continuous Impediment/Continuous Despair
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Does it require ten years of testing?
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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so if they just waited 30 years, they could have just printed the thing out in a week π
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Do they also have the model to 3D-print your own rocket to then send it out into space, or is that left as an exercise to the reader?
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This one was difficult to print cleanly (due to all the overhangs of the fins), but is more accurate and detailed:
https://www.myminifactory.com/object/3d-print-james-webb-space-telescope-29206
Same here:
https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/game/telescopio-james-webb
And this hybrid one is interesting because it's designed to fold/unfold like the real one:
https://www.printables.com/model/109816-unfolding-james-webb-space-telescope-jwst
Cheers !
~ janet
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Title is "Senior Application Developer 3". Whoo hooo. I might enjoy that. Lets go look at the job description.
First line in the job description. This "SQL DBA" position will be.......
Seriously HR recuiter idiot. Did you even look at what you are doing before you copied and pasted? One Template does not fit all. Gesh!
To err is human to really elephant it up you need a computer
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You should have read it further.
This SQL DBA position will be demoted and moved to basement and the Senior Application Developer 3 will be hired in that position. They get a corner office with a view and private coffee machine, fridge full of beer and cheese. DBAs are only allowed to look from outside. If they attempt to come into your office, you can complain to HR and we will remove their desks. Let's see how they work then. LOL.
Oh yes, you would be working on something that you feel is the best and anyone complaining will be made SQL DBA.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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No no no. All of you are thinking wrong. Let me help you. 
Your next question is, "What is the pay?"
If the answer is, "Well, we're not ready to discuss that..." your answer is "I'm not a whore, and you're an idiot. Call me when you are serious."
Try it. It worked for me. lol
Charlie Gilley
βThey who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.β BF, 1759
Has never been more appropriate.
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Quote: No no no. All of you are thinking wrong. Let me help you. Smile |
Your next question is, "What is the pay?"
Recently I've not had this problem. My current place literally said "We'll give at least 10% more than you get now" without even knowing what my current salary is.
There's a lot of money chasing talent these days. I don't think that these good times are going to last, though.
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I could see it as a position in the DBA department to write the DDL and DML.
My experiences with DBA's is that they do nothing for 6 months while bad-mouthing the application's system design ... until the project "champion" (if any) kicks them in the butt.
"Before entering on an understanding, I have meditated for a long time, and have foreseen what might happen. It is not genius which reveals to me suddenly, secretly, what I have to say or to do in a circumstance unexpected by other people; it is reflection, it is meditation." - Napoleon I
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On a more serious note, than some of the other replies, I must say:
1. I have been applying for a job for about a month now.
2. About 85% of them are like that.
3. They require years of experience in obscure languages and frameworks I've never heard of before.
4. Job boards advertise positions that are already filled, or don't exist at all.
5. Many recommend jobs like checkout clerk. They don't check your resume when they have it on file and match you
to a job that matches your skills.
6. There is REAL age discrimination against both old and young candidates.
Finally, I could not agree with you more. 
Really finally, I do VB6 to C#/VB.net conversions, and SQL Server design and maintenance. In case you know of anything please let me know.
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My company is actually in the process of large VB6 to C# project. Are you still looking?
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Absolutely! How can we proceed?
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How do I send a private reply. I guess I code too much to read directions. I see where it "Allow private email replies to this message".
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I recently posted a resume online; now it seems 30 different agencies have picked it up. My Inbox is flooded with job postings daily, even weekends. The problem is, not one of those agencies has ever read my resume. None of the postings are remotely related to anything I do, although I did think about driving a truck once. Morons all!!!
Will Rogers never met me.
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I feel your pain.
Sometimes the title is "Software develeoper" and then you find is Java related...
"In testa che avete, Signor di Ceprano?"
-- Rigoletto
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Not a Programming Question:
A group of artists in our community gathered yesterday for an informal "hey, what are you working on" and the facilitator collected emails and phone #'s. She would now like to distribute this contact list among the people that were at the gathering.
In the past, she's accidentally cc'd everyone on a list, resulting in all of us getting spammed because someone on that list had some malware.
Is there a best practice for emailing people a contact list that includes emails and cell #'s?
Obviously she should bcc everyone when sending the email, but what about the content of the email which would have everyone's contact information? Is there a way to "safely" email that to people?
It's one of those weird questions that I really don't have a clue about!
[edit]For these not-so-computer-savvy people, what do you think about a link to a password protected dropbox folder in the email? [/edit]
modified 15-Sep-22 7:38am.
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What threat vector(s) are you trying to protect against?
If you're just worried about malware scanning the body of a message for email addresses, then perhaps a plain-text file inside a password-protected zip file attachment might be good enough.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Richard Deeming wrote: then perhaps a plain-text file inside a password-protected zip file attachment
Love that idea, unfortunately these artiste's would have no clue how to handle that. 
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Reminds me of Patton Oswalts Physics for Poets...
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I create noreply / autodelete "group send" accounts, and email to that with a BCC to everybody. That way, no private info is ever exposed.
Herself's workplace has done that twice: first time everyone was polite(ish), second time the boss got some really nasty messages and veiled threats ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Message Closed
modified 11-Nov-22 12:24pm.
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Not everyone uses protonmail.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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